Fake leopard skin = carpet

[Wiggo]

Personally, I think it's rubbish. It's just carpet that's trying to pretend it's tasteful.

Personally, I would only ever have real leopard skins, as all you have to do is take them outside and have the servants shake them about, whereas with the fake stuff, you have to hoover it.

 

[tcm]

duped!

hm, you don't have to hoover it at all axshully, cos you can't find anything on it cos of the pattern.

But mainly, i can't find enough leopard skins.

Actually, thinking about it, that git alistairr didn't actually tell me it wasn't *real* leopard carpet. I've been done!

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Ha ha. I think thats definitely a Gotcha /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[colingbrowne]

I would go for Lino they do a fake leopard skin, you only need to brush it and it will last a lot longer!

It's called Tek-Skin

 

[Alistairr]

Re: duped!

lol, Well theres a mug born every minute!!!!

Roll up, roll up, Get yer Fake Leopard print carpet here!!!!!

Only £5sqm!!!

 

[Dave_Snelson]

My Nan used to have one of these in front of the hearth. You could tell its real coz it had the Tigers head still on it replete with marbles for eyes. Oh, and when you sat on it to warm by the fire, you got up covered with flippin animal hairs all over yer best Sunday clothes.

 

[Wiggo]

Bloody genetic engineering for you, innit? Blimmin' leopards with tigers' heads...

 

[ccscott49]

Re: duped!

Nah, tell me it isn't real, carpet I mean,, god nobody would, would they?

 

[tcm]

a few years ago i had a look round a mangusta 108 called Nobody. The giant saloon was plastered with leopard skin everywhere. It was hilarious. Unfortunately, very obviously not real leopard - tho mainly cos they would have had to kill rather too many leopards and makem extinct...

 

[Dave_Snelson]

D'OH! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[hobiecat]

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[abraxus]

Had a real tiger skin once, complete with head. My grandfather shot it while hunting in India.

Don't know what happened to it. Not sure it would look good on the boat though.

 

[Solitaire]

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Not sure it would look good on the boat though.

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But it would give you an additional head! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif



Sorry, couldn't resist /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[hobiecat]

Re: duped!

The poll clearly shows your fake leopard skin carpet has no place on a boat and should be confined to the nearest market stall or car boot sale. As an alternative why not PM your friend Mr dacosta who sells some more tasteful alternatives.

 

[Lakesailor]

Not sure I would go all the way to India to shoot carpets.
Walter Wall does a good range of wild carpet.