Exchange for a nice Moody, Bavaria or similar

[CAPTAIN FANTASTIC]

These Bidet`s do they require a water supply

You don't need a Bidet, just do handstands in the shower.

 

[BurnitBlue]

I remember what was supposed to a true news item. This was many years ago. A woman in Manchester was heard complaining about the advice from her neighbour to try the new lavatory brush thing. Yes you guessed it, she was very angry at the waste of money and she was going back to toilet paper.