Elvis Impersonators

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On Saturday I was contacted by such a person who informed me that he was available for the Offsprings Wedding. As the date has not yet been decided I can only assume that this person does not have a full diary. The person also sounded distinctly like someone fae Kulbride. Anyway - I felt a bit sorry for him but do you think I'm taking a risk booking him? He didn't mentioned money but seemed to suggest that a skinfu' o' heavy an a fush supper wid dae.

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if its the same yin frae kulbride whae wiz conshulting on ra subject then ah'm thinking he's offering a wudding package inclusive o' ra vicar, kirk and shotgun ...

dinnae offer ra deposit ... wid be mah advishe ...

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If I'm thinking of the same wee fella, maybe Elves impersonator might be more appropriate.

I would have thought that a skinful and fish supper was a little extravagant, try him with a couple of fish cakes first and maybe chuck in a splash of gravy if he proves worthy.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by StugeronSteve on 29/11/2004 14:06 (server time).</FONT></P>
 
after diligent research, i can report that you might be able to bargain for a £competitive price with a well established local outfit <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.elvis2k.co.uk/elvis-impersonators-weddings.htm>blackpool elvis</A> ...

however, the choice of songs should be a matter requiring the most careful selection. It might be inappropriate fer ra jimi to give a rendition of "Don't cry, daddy" or whilst the vicar is asking the congregation if anyone knows etc and he awakes singing "he's nothing but a hound-dog" ....

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I have been giving this mattter careful thought and am prepared to conduct the marriage on my fine cwaft in international waters whilst singing "Cwying in the Chapwel". This will save you and the daughter tons of dosh on mawage licences,weceptions, honeymoons etc, Knock down pwice of thwee FB & two botwells of Bwombsaway Gin!

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won wequires perwission of wishop of wondon to conwuct wuch a cerewony .... (i had same thocht with my brood ... )

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Re: Elvis or Elves

oooh eck.. have wonderful(¿) image of Jimi as garden gnome dressed as Elvis sitting on toadstool with the line in the garden pond... now there's an image...

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