Dumb Blond!

[waverider]

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats are much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I 'm going to sit here all the way to New York. "Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the Captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. "I have a blonde girlfriend," the co-pilot responds. "I'll take care of this." He goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant are astonished and ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."

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[Alistairr]

Dumb Blonde!

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[paulineb]

Re: Dumb Blonde!

or hear it even !

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[powerskipper]

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snowplow and follow it"

Pretty soon a plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Walmart, now you can follow me over to Target.


Three women, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were going to swim the English Channel using only the breast stroke. Well they started off and disappeared into the fog.
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Four hours later the redhead came up on the opposite beach and started toweling off. Thirty minutes fter that the brunette came up on the beach and started toweling off. Well, fours hours after that, the blonde came up on the beach, totally out of breath. She walked up to the judge and said, "Listen, I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those girls used their arms."


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