dylanwinter
Active member
Press release from KTL industries:
Following on from a series of extensive trials covering 31 days the following advantages from being a Duck Punt sailor have been scitentifically proven
Fitness - it has been discoverd that Duck Punt sailors are fitter and healthier than normal sailors. In the recent round of trials it has been found that DP sailors can drop a dress size every two weeks
Libido - supine sailors have found that their sex lives have improved. The upper body work outs have had the unlikely spin-off and they have become more attractive to women - and other men. In a series if side by side surveys covering a wide demographic men and women have picked out DP sailors as being 20 per cent more attractive than ordinary sailors
Happiness - DP sailors are happier than ordinary people - they smile more often
Longevity - in this film you can see several octagenarian DP sailors enjoying themselves
http://youtu.be/LZ3hLPJn_xA
this man has made a film about his birthday saiil - he is 115 years old
http://youtu.be/7chF0JaH9XM
medical tests suggest that these men will be able to continue sailing well into their second century
Hair Growth - rigouroous scientific tests have shown that hair growth is hugely improved while sailing Duck Punts. In addition hair starts to grow in areas of the body it has left as much as two decades before.
Duck Punt Therapy Clinic franchises are now available in several areas of the country. For £50,000 each franchisee will gain the rights to establich a DPTC in their area with exclusive riights within a three mile radius.
I can confirm that DPTCs have been established in Cows, Poole and Burnham.
Yours
Dylan Winter
aditional note....
I should like to point out that the emergence of DPTCs has nothing at all to do with the fact that follwing on from a number of financial and health and safety scandals the receivers have been called in at KTL industries - purveyor of the KTL left handed sailors tool kit and range of other useless bits of kit
Following on from a series of extensive trials covering 31 days the following advantages from being a Duck Punt sailor have been scitentifically proven
Fitness - it has been discoverd that Duck Punt sailors are fitter and healthier than normal sailors. In the recent round of trials it has been found that DP sailors can drop a dress size every two weeks
Libido - supine sailors have found that their sex lives have improved. The upper body work outs have had the unlikely spin-off and they have become more attractive to women - and other men. In a series if side by side surveys covering a wide demographic men and women have picked out DP sailors as being 20 per cent more attractive than ordinary sailors
Happiness - DP sailors are happier than ordinary people - they smile more often
Longevity - in this film you can see several octagenarian DP sailors enjoying themselves
http://youtu.be/LZ3hLPJn_xA
this man has made a film about his birthday saiil - he is 115 years old
http://youtu.be/7chF0JaH9XM
medical tests suggest that these men will be able to continue sailing well into their second century
Hair Growth - rigouroous scientific tests have shown that hair growth is hugely improved while sailing Duck Punts. In addition hair starts to grow in areas of the body it has left as much as two decades before.
Duck Punt Therapy Clinic franchises are now available in several areas of the country. For £50,000 each franchisee will gain the rights to establich a DPTC in their area with exclusive riights within a three mile radius.
I can confirm that DPTCs have been established in Cows, Poole and Burnham.
Yours
Dylan Winter
aditional note....
I should like to point out that the emergence of DPTCs has nothing at all to do with the fact that follwing on from a number of financial and health and safety scandals the receivers have been called in at KTL industries - purveyor of the KTL left handed sailors tool kit and range of other useless bits of kit
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