Duck Landings?

[jimi]

How do they get down?

 

[Sui Generis]

By ducking of course!

 

[tome]

Eider on water or on deir feet

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Jimi - if that doesn't take the parson's nose, I don't know what does! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Sans Bateau]

Probably use the stairs.

 

[StugeronSteve]

By plucking around!

 

[Colin_S]

That Jimi, he's quackers............

 

[iangrant]

it grows under their feathers

 

[MrG_2]

It grows naturally...ruddy stuff.... /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[Sgeir]

At Last! Chuck a Duck.

Thanks you James. It's been so boring in this forum for the last couple of days, I was just about to chuck it and not bother looking at Scuttlebutt again.

 

[claymore]

Did you ever see that film of them landing on a frozen lake with all the tyre screeching and collision noises added as they piled into each other - it was the funniest thing.

 

[webcraft]

The big problem is when they fly upside down . . .

They quack up.

- Nick

 

[T_S]

Just a thought......I wonder if ducks ever land in Peking!

 

[Sui Generis]

Only when they're Pekin down their beaks. . .

 

[jimi]

Mair'll land than take aff, I suspect

 

[ShipsWoofy]

Damn things. Does anyone know how to get the orange stains off gelcoat?

 

[kindredspirit]

Two ducks flying over Belfast.

The duck who is behind says to the leading duck "Would you ever hurry up, please?"

The leading duck says "I'm going as quack as I can."



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[Salty John]

Hair traffic control?

 

[Bejasus]

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How do they get down?

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if they have to divert, would the alternate landing spot be Gander?