Capt Popeye
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Are you absolutely sure you are Capt Popeye and not Captain Rum from Blackadder?
Quotes by Captain Rum:
"You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm."
"Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it."
"Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy."
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