Don't make any plans for this weekend (NB)

[MikeZ]

Don\'t make any plans for this weekend (NB)

Apparently, a little-known English cleric in the 17th century, one Bishop Ussher, calculated the date of the Creation at 4004BC. Warming to his task, he then calculated that it would all end on October 23rd 2004, which is this Saturday.


Just thought you should know.


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[Goodge]

Re: Don\'t make any plans for this weekend (NB)

Great.

My brother's getting married Saturday so that's his world ended anyway !

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[Sans Bateau]

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I won't send the Tax and NIC off untill monday then, just in case.

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[moodycruiser]

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If it does, who's going to say he was right ?.....

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[Sans Bateau]

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If he is right we can all tell him!

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[jimi]

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Well he's obviously wrong cos the world ended a fortnight ago and you are all actually in hell!

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[mirabriani]

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Well as everybody knows I do not do bad taste but in the circumstances......

A vicar hung a sign on the church door "Closed due to illness"
He then sneaked off for a sail, dodging all his parishioners.
God and St Peter were watching
"Are you going to punish him?" said St Peter
"Yes" said God
As the vicar single handed,left his mooring perfectly, the wind came on the beam, the sails filled beautifully The helm, light as a feather, responded to his every touch. Surfing down the waves with the log in double figures, there was no sign of a broach.
On a beat, she flew to windward completely unfazed by the waves, effortlessly rounding buoy and headland. Finally heading up and picking up his mooring under sail as never before, he could not believe his skills.
St Peter,looking down, said "I thought you were going to punish him"
"Precisely, said God. Who is he going to tell?"

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[Goodge]

Re: Don\'t make any plans for this weekend (NB)

Re: Well he's obviously wrong cos the world ended a fortnight ago and you are all actually in hell


If that's the case then its a bit colder than imagined but I see the all usual suspects are here as expected.

Gotta go just got a PM from Hitler.

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[andy_wilson]

Best get the credit cards going.

nm


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[ubuysa]

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He didn't mention a time did he? I don't want to give the lawn it's last cut of the year only for the world to end a few minutes later!

Tony C

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[Peppermint]

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the weather forecast he could be right.

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[Douglas]

Re: Don\'t make any plans for this weekend (NB)

Er.... is this according to the Old Style or New Style calendar. If the former then it's ten days later!

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[benjenbav]

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well I was planning to have my hair cut and then slouch around a bit. Suppose that's all off now.

As Douglas Adams put it, not much hope for Arsenal in the cup then.

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[beachbum]

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Can somebody let me know if it comes true?
I'm in Manchester so it'll be hard to tell...

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