Don't judge a book by the cover

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Don\'t judge a book by the cover

Looked out of my window today and saw a NB mooring up. I jumped on to my trusty Gator and zoomed down, as I arrived I saw that there were 5 yobbos aboard complete with tattoos earrings and those 'orrible shorts with lots of pockets, the ones that reach half way down the legs.
Before I get utter a word one of them said. "Please accept our apologies Sir, we can see it's private but there's smoke coming from the engine and we thought maybe we were on fire"

To cut the story short, they were over-heating badly, we got the hire company out (Caversham Boat Services) and they diagnosed an air lock which they fixed.

In the meanwhile I got to know these blokes and what nice guys they were too. I felt guilty about my initial reaction especially when they told me how nice everyone was on the river and how they were going to hire a boat again next year "but next time not one of these nasty tin boxes but a smart cabin cruiser". Both the mechanic and I smiled at that.
 
Re: Don\'t judge a book by the cover

Taken from the Narrow boat forum:

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We wuz taking a tonne or so of Cannabis dahn sarf to London, and the old boats pony started chuffin' out smoke, like.
Anyways, me and the geezers saw this posh lookin' gaff wiv a big old garden, and pulled in to take a butchers at the lump.

Gawd, we wuz only there for the time it took to smoke a joint or two and this stroppy old gardner comes dahn to kick us off his turf, like, so we puts some plums in our marfs an chatted the geezer up a bit, you know, and anyway, it turns out he wuz a diamond and got some bloke to fix the boat. We got fingers to nick 'is wallet to pay for it of course, an there wuz enuff left for a slap up in 'enley that night too...

So, next time your dahn sarf, don't judge a book by the cover, as the old sayin' goes, cuz the scruffy old guy turned out good.

We're still going to do his gaff over next week mind you, as he told us his dogs don't bite.....

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Re: Don\'t judge a book by the cover

With literary skills like that John, I think its about time you wrote an article for Cruiser News...
 
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With literary skills like that John, I think its about time you wrote an article for Cruiser News...

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.....and much preferable to calling all and sundry "cretins" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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I'm sure I forwarded such an article, no, TWO to you only three weeks ago Darren /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And the word CRETIN was absent /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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I'm sure I forwarded such an article, no, TWO to you only three weeks ago Darren /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And the word CRETIN was absent /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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No good forwarding them to me, Andy is the editor you need to send them to him!

(And I don't recall receiving them anyway.)
 
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Hmmmm....

I was responding to a mail about 'Articles wanted for mag'

Wasn't that you?

Might have been Jaws? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
Re: Don\'t judge a book by the cover

Got the articles and much appreciated they were too.
 
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