Dogs on boats, help please

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Bloody hell Deleted User you made me laugh! the picture of your wonderful self holding the poor animals rear-end over the ogin all to no avail.....then watching the poor blighter having huge relief after 'only' 3 days is indeed priceless.

Thank you

It wouldn't have been so bad if he was a lapdog but the bloody thing (big brown standard poodle) was the size of half a horse and damn near gave me a hernia. Actually I didn't like to mention it in case the tree huggers accused me of animal cruelty but I did also coax him onto the bathing platform and gave him a surreptitious shove in to the water when SWMBO wasn't looking in the hope that the shock would make him s*** himself but that didn't work either. Those bathing platforms can be awful slippy. At least that's what I told the SWMBO

 

[Kawasaki]

This is a funny thread!
Anyway
I had a dog years ago when I were a Lad
'Skip' (a lab/sheep dog mongrel) used to go everywhere with me
I had a row boat at the time.
When I needed a pee, over the side it was
Skip would 'cock' a leg too!
Bloody amazing
Never 'splashed' me row boat, He used to sort himself aft an stand on three.
Always flushed the seagull later.
No --- the 'engine' seagull, before yer starts!

 

[Sundowner Portofino]

OK - so now the mut has me foxed.

Having re-planted the turf in the garden she pees on it! So I dug it up and put it back in the plastic box, put the box in the hole. Not a hope completely ignores it.

Re-planted again!

Favorite pee spot again.

I think that she might be taking the piss.

 

[Noboatboater]

might sound daft but, try a bigger tray (bigger bit of turf) one she will be comfortable with ( she obviously likes the turf pee spot)

a bit large enough for her to stand on and not just stand over.

 

[deborahann]

think you should have got a dog not a bitch, dogs are not so fussy where they go, new carpet is a must tho

 

[Sundowner Portofino]

bit late for that deborahann, and not sure the vet or dog would think to kindly if we suggested retro-fitting.

guess we are just going to keep rowing.