Does anyone travel on the London Underground ?

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During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries.

The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
*4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
*7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
*vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
*human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
*human excrement
*rodent excrement
*human semen
When the seats were taken apart, they found:
*the remains of 6 mice.
*the remains of 2 large rats
*1 previously unheard of fungus
It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.
It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground.
It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.
It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for any other reason (including alcohol).

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Re: here here rogerroger

RR could'nt agree more been using motorcyle for travel to city for last 16 yrs, (all weathers)
Current bike has boot so I can carry briefcase and laptop to London for meetings, and don't
have to put up with the dirty old tube. Mind you its getting harder to find
a vacancy in the city bike bays of late. About time red Ken woke up and started encouraging
the use of bikes instead of cars, just 20% change over to bikes would slash the congestion
at the bridges in the morning, and less pollution.

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Re:The things I could tell you

Unfortunately I actually worked on there for nearly 6 years .
The two things you missed off the list are body parts and ghosts .
Xmas time is quite a busy time for one unders ,any way one brown nose who was moving up the ranks very fast, constantly over did it I mean he really went over the top .
At Embankment a tramp jumped ,ok quite usual that ,they collected all the bits and all went back to normal .
Something like 3 months after brown nose decided to show some new men how platform cleaning should be done ( track side that is )
guess what grabbed his hand when he put his right behind the cables under the platform

yes your right the vagrants hand
it was cut clean off at the wrist ,the rats must have got bored nibbling at it .All gooey and shrivelled a dark dirty colour ( maybe the vagrant didn't like water )
Wish I could have been there to see brown nose throw up ha ha
I can tell you on a serious note the place is covered in the worst kind of dirt you can imagine .Where does the dust from brake linings go from the trains
and Rats oh wow did I have fun killing rats some are huge I mean huge .
Now I am not psychic or into it but there were times when some thing scared me
No it did .I worked in the dark using my lamp to see, pitch black is not a problem to me I don't scare easy. Any way in the tunnels
between Glouster road and south ken there is some thing about the area between the two .
Hair standing up on the back of my neck and a shivering feeling last time I scarpered Got to south ken without stopping or looking back .
Usually about the same area but not every time ,so next time your on the train and you get stuck between South Ken and Glouster Road !!!!!!

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Re: here here rogerroger

This has wheels but it also has a boot clever people these Japanese. Its like a Honda Accord on two wheels.

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Re: oh how I love my motorbike

Agreed. Always take the bike into Central London. You cant beat that smug feeling as you filter past thousands of stationary tin boxes and free parking at the end of it
 
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