fisherman
Well-Known Member
As I've said before, as a horny-handed son of the sea my capacity for alcohol is obviously stupendous. I can handle two, even three pints. However, despite having spent 38 years driving boats of all sizes and 18 years on this one if I have one pint I have the utmost difficulty even moving from one berth to another: it's not so much the cack-handedness that would worry me, it's the general lack of sound judgement.