DIY Cosmetic Surgery Kit

[jimi]

What should it contain?

Obviously some silicon sealant ... anything else

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[tome]

On a boat this has to be improvised. For example, a Pela oil extraction pump makes a very good lipo-suction treatment center, whilst a nip'n'tuck can be initiated by placing the patient over a nail-bar and a stubborn screw. Best IMO to check the patient is really determined to cross the gender line first.

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[Twister_Ken]

A chopper and a hole saw

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[powerskipper]

some polly filler or gel coat repaire thelps greatly.

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Julie

 

[FullCircle]

Ha!
To need a cosmetic surgery kit, you must first have some unattractive features. I champion lard accumulation, and therefore need a plentiful supply of crisps, jaffa cakes, pasties, beer, wine etc prior to surgery. Then I need it all over again, as I am b*ggered if I am going to lay out hard cash for a one off RORC offshore cosmetic surgery kit, then not to use it ever again.
Other than that:-
Eyebrow Pliers
Large tape measure
Convex mirror to accentuate features under inspection
Blunt prod to establish fat depth
Set of G Clamps
Laundry Marker
Marples Chisels (at least one used for stirring paint)
Usual sail repair implements
P38 (easy sand)
3 quarts of Laphroaig (min 15 y.o. pref cask strength) - Dual Purpose antiseptic and anaesthetic
Kitchen Roll
Marigolds (ex antifouling)
Impressive brass Harley St Plaque for the bulkhead
Flash White Gown.
Ann Summers Handcuffs
Birthing Stirrups.




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[Ohdrat]

you forgot the stanley knife and biro..

Biro to mark up area and stanley knife for removal of desturbingly ugly bits..

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[roger]

Just a hammer to destroy all mirrors.
(My face I dont mind it
foe I am behind it.)

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[Alistairr]

A Rubber.



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