Did I say something wrong?

[Deleted member 478]

Picture the scene. I am at a party with some friends and the beers had made me handsome beyond all expectations. While dancing with a particularly good looking speciwoman and being the charming, witty sort, I say "Let's play air guitar".
"No" says speciwoman.
"Well, let's play air drums then".
"No" says speciwoman.
"Okay, let's play air head".
Without further ado, she poured her glass of wine over me.
Panel, did I say something wrong?

 

[machurley22]

Is this a multiple choice?

Well, it's a good question anyway but I still don't know the answer (even after all these years) although it's conceivable that it lies somewhere in your terminology.

 

[BrianJ]

Depends.. what sort of wine ??? if it was good Aussie wine ,she wanted to play...
BrianJ

 

[Lakesailor]

Perhaps it was corked.

 

[graham]

A man in Los Angeles ran into a burning school several times to rescue all the children.next day he is visited by God who for his great deed offers him one wish.

He thinks and says" I allways wanted to visit Hawai but am afraid of flying.Build me a bridge so I can drive out there."

God asks him to reconsider due to the massive environmental damage it will cause and destuction of the Island way of life.

The guy reconsiders and says"theres one thing I allways wanted to be able to understand how a womans mind works."

God replied "Ah Fu"£ it how many lanes do you want....

 

[stevebirch2002]

Big mistake, you asked a woman a question.....

 

[FullCircle]

Best course of action for her. She realised that she could never match your devilish good looks and boyish charm, and thus in sheer frustration at her own hopeless plight she threw alcohol at you. I do hope you responded in decent alpha male fashion and licked it all off your forearm after wiping your face with the back of your hand.
Its a shame, but some of you have 'it' and the rest of us don't.
I haven't had a jug of Vino Tinto thrown over my tweeds since a Royal Temple racing do in 1992. I beamed.
Keep it up laddie! and pass me your copy of FHM when you've done with it....
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[Sybarite]

Think yourself lucky. When I get wine thrown over me it's still in the bottle.

John

 

[landaftaf]

lets put it this way - an indication that there is no point in wasting any more time with her ........ and it saves your efforts in diluting the gene pool dont it.
count your blessings mate - she saved you a fortune.

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[Rob_Webb]

You sound like me Stingo - permanently in the sh!t with women - it's just the depth that varies /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif