Deviant Marina Behaviour.....

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NickNoBananas

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Six months ago at the age of fifty I achieved my lifetime ambition of owning a flybridge cruiser, my beautiful Antares 9.8. The trouble is I have been caught several times by marina staff kissing my boat and murmuring sweet nothings to her when I leave her. They have now started sniggering as I walk past.... Does anyone else have this problem? Is therapy available.....? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
This is a deeply disturbing condition, which can be cured by, er... swapping your troublesome vessel with a Birchwood 25.

I really want to help you here, you understand. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

No, no, thank me later.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
Nick, good Forum name.
I deffo think your bananas have left the Building.
Good first post though
Welcome too.
I think you will fit in fine.
Most on ere are a banana short of a load!
It's no skin off My nose but I must admit I do 'glance back' from time to time.
She's an old Swedish bird.
Bit less 'savoifare' so kissing (french or otherwise is out)! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
But an old Swedish bird is better than nowt /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
The only advice I can give is don't moor stern to. It won't be a pretty sight.

Edit. Sorry. I thought the marina staff were doing the kissing.
 
NickNoBananas, I think it is acceptable and even understandable to be caught occasionally kissing or even cuddling your pride and joy.

But, some people take it a bit far and have been known to take the obsession to another plane.

A few months ago, a forumite investigating strange noises from a boat, discovered this individual copulating with his object of joy.

I expect a bucket of water put paid to his ardour.


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1300 cc Kwacker /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I thought He'd like straight six

cheers Joe
 
So..that thing you were kissing with the large stern and rounded bilges. You thought it was your boat did you. Oh dear.

Tim
 
Gawd, 'Lovely Hot Horney'days like that have to remembered.
Notice,
3 extinguishers and a fire blanket.
And a 'Screw' Driver case 'things' got stuck.
"Straight Six" No 'Strait Sex'
Remember where we park Jkay.
Mostly sheeps on Anglesey.
Better Humping the Lump.

'Tantrics' bazonbeleza? no Sir a spot of bother with the Electric's.
Well tht's my excuse folks.
Anyway folks
Cos fuel is going through the roof.
Notice the attire.
Jeans £3.00 from Tescos.
Similar, stripey top a fiver.
Deck shoes, bargain, two left feet ones.
£5.00 instead of £55.00.
No prob.
'Prop walk' on the boat counteracts the life aboard.
Feel a bit wobbly though walking down the High St.
So I don't go there /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif 'ave a /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

cheers Joe
 
sticking my neck out here - I reckon that's a Nimbus 3003 with which the forumite is copulating? I recognise that posture having been there many times myself!

rob
 
There's a dark blue Antares 9.8 a few berths along the pontoon from me. I was admiring her - from a distance! - yesterday.

In fact I got to look at many of the boats on our pontoon from water level yesterday afternoon after launching the dinghy and rowing around looking for my youngest daughter's shoes which she had thrown into the briny - just out of reach of our longest boathook.

PS z1ppy, if you are reading this, the dinghy is just the job. Nice to meet you last week.
 
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NickNoBananas, I think it is acceptable and even understandable to be caught occasionally kissing or even cuddling your pride and joy.

But, some people take it a bit far and have been known to take the obsession to another plane.

A few months ago, a forumite investigating strange noises from a boat, discovered this individual copulating with his object of joy.

I expect a bucket of water put paid to his ardour.


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Does his Wife know he's shagging the Nanni? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
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