Deserted......or is that demoted?

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Last week I had a certain ex member of our forces on board during a circumnavigation of Anglesey. Said member is well know hereabouts. Well on leaving on this epic voyage it quickly became apparent that rank/privileged was being used to get on the helm.

This Ex defender of the realm often maligns Little Ships ability to travel quickly but insisted for about 6 hrs that he was quite happy to navigate the treacherous waters around Anglesey, stopping only briefly to replenish his own fuel tank with a Ham sandwich and tea prepared by the once very proud but now dismissed helmsman.

Arriving at Holyhead the forecast was getting much worse and a continuation of this epic voyage was put on hold, even Little Ship wont play out in 7-8s. Within 24 hrs this stalwart of the forces deserted the bridge and made a run for home by train, leaving the newly appointed helmsman alone to face the forthcoming rough weather and drinks ceremonies with the natives. Four days later when the weather had abated somewhat, Little Ship was about to make a run for home when two new comrades applied for the helm position and in true style the newly appointed and old (as in past) helmsman was again demoted to chief cook/engineer.

We were back in Little Ships berth in a tad over 4 hrs, which isn't bad for about 40miles. On arrival the deserter was on the dockside to take lines and apologise for not returning to station........... so

Should he be publicly flogged for dereliction of duties or should I allow him once again to pilot Little Ship through these treacherous waters.

This does raise one more point.......... why is it that when I need help with the antifoul there is nobody around but try getting on the helm of your own boat and...... well need I say more.

Tom
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Man's an absolute bounder. Have him flogged round the fleet. :D


That's not good enough.

NAME AND SHAME.

Minimum --- at least a Court Martial
'Dereliction of Duty'
'Wheel Hog':rolleyes:
'AWOL':eek:
Harrummph, seems a dam bad show to Me.
Only thing for it is to give The Man a second chance maybe?

Arm the Offender with a tooth brush.




































Then shanghai the the Culprit when its antifoul time!
Let the punishment fot the Crime:D
 
Gentlemen, that reminds me....

Arm the Offender with a tooth brush.

A General is inspecting a field hospital, and stops to inspect a detatchment of patients.

"Morning, private; what's wrong with you"?

"Scabies, sah"!

"And what's your treatment"?

"Caustic soda and a wire brush, sah"!

"What's your ambition"?

"To recover, and rejoin my comrades, sah"!

He moves on to the next soldier:

"Morning, private; what's wrong with you"?

"Piles, sah"!

"And what's your treatment"?

"Caustic soda and a wire brush, sah"!

"What's your ambition"?

"To recover, and rejoin my comrades, sah"!

He moves on to the next soldier:

"Morning, private; what's wrong with you"?

"Syphilis, sah"!

"And what's your treatment"?

"Caustic soda and a wire brush, sah"!

"What's your ambition"?

"To recover, and rejoin my comrades, sah"!


He then reaches the last soldier, at the end of the line:

"Morning, private; what's wrong with you"?

"Gum disease, sah"!

"And what's your treatment"?

"Caustic soda and a wire brush, sah"!

"What's your ambition"?

"To get to the brush before all the other b*stards, sah"!

:D
 
Mitigation

In mitigation I would like to point out that Tom did seek shelter in the back of beyond, and unless I was content with rough pubs and even rougher 'working ladies' the entertainment was looking bleak.

On the upside, the brief moment I was left in soul charge of Little Ship we were nearly swamped by two tugs coming into the harbour to collect a crane barge.

Life on board the 'hell ship' was, well hell. The olives quickly ran out and the steward was a little too keen on the gin, making savings on the tonic.

I was banned from 'passing solids' in the heads and there were no mushrooms with breakfast fry up.

No wonder I cut and run.

But today I collect my new second-hand RIB and hope to add to my boat collection in the near future by buying a share in a yot, complete with flappy things and string.

It's all go since Tom re-invigorated my interest in anything that goes faster than Little Ship.
 
and there were no mushrooms with breakfast fry up.
Not true............. they just werent offered to you :-p
It's a Gin and tonic, like a potatoe and meat pie the main ingredient is the largest!
As for the brief moment.....Ha! it felt like hours......Oh yeh it was hours!

Right Flappy things Hmmmm...... now as an ex sailor I want a go!

Faster than Little Ship.... you have thrown the glove down, we will see.

The chief cook and bottle washer.
 
In mitigation I would like to point out that Tom did seek shelter in the back of beyond, and unless I was content with rough pubs and even rougher 'working ladies' the entertainment was looking bleak.

On the upside, the brief moment I was left in soul charge of Little Ship we were nearly swamped by two tugs coming into the harbour to collect a crane barge.

Life on board the 'hell ship' was, well hell. The olives quickly ran out and the steward was a little too keen on the gin, making savings on the tonic.

I was banned from 'passing solids' in the heads and there were no mushrooms with breakfast fry up.

No wonder I cut and run.

But today I collect my new second-hand RIB and hope to add to my boat collection in the near future by buying a share in a yot, complete with flappy things and string.

It's all go since Tom re-invigorated my interest in anything that goes faster than Little Ship.

Didn't know you were looking for a Rib, what colour is it?:)
 
Last week I had a certain ex member of our forces on board during a circumnavigation of Anglesey. Said member is well know hereabouts. Well on leaving on this epic voyage it quickly became apparent that rank/privileged was being used to get on the helm.

This Ex defender of the realm often maligns Little Ships ability to travel quickly but insisted for about 6 hrs that he was quite happy to navigate the treacherous waters around Anglesey, stopping only briefly to replenish his own fuel tank with a Ham sandwich and tea prepared by the once very proud but now dismissed helmsman.

Arriving at Holyhead the forecast was getting much worse and a continuation of this epic voyage was put on hold, even Little Ship wont play out in 7-8s. Within 24 hrs this stalwart of the forces deserted the bridge and made a run for home by train, leaving the newly appointed helmsman alone to face the forthcoming rough weather and drinks ceremonies with the natives. Four days later when the weather had abated somewhat, Little Ship was about to make a run for home when two new comrades applied for the helm position and in true style the newly appointed and old (as in past) helmsman was again demoted to chief cook/engineer.

We were back in Little Ships berth in a tad over 4 hrs, which isn't bad for about 40miles. On arrival the deserter was on the dockside to take lines and apologise for not returning to station........... so

Should he be publicly flogged for dereliction of duties or should I allow him once again to pilot Little Ship through these treacherous waters.

This does raise one more point.......... why is it that when I need help with the antifoul there is nobody around but try getting on the helm of your own boat and...... well need I say more.

Tom
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Sounds like he quickly assessed the situation and took the only sensible option open to him. :D
P.S. When do I get a go??;)
 
Didn't know you were looking for a Rib, what colour is it?:)

Orange. I didn't know I was buying a RIB until after I saw you. Opportunity suddenly came up. A Humber 5.5 Destroyer. That'll put the wind up Little Ship. It is presently on the car park wearing its black rain coat. Drove all the way there and back last night.

Just need to sort out the share in the yot and then my collection is complete....except a possible upgrade next year to a 760.
 
Major! Damn fine to hear from you again.

In view of the sanitary restrictions aboard, perhaps in denying you Olives, the Chief Steward was doing you a kindness?

After all its considered bad form to be seen mooning the YC Commadore, even if it is an emergency. :D
 
P.S. When do I get a go??;)

Now then young man, I'm told that your leanings are for those Frozen Snot things that fly around? Little Ship is for the conessors of traditionally built items! Dont know how how Major managed to get on board..... ribs and sail boats indeed.

I'll be back next week, so you will have to bride the dock party for a trip up the Straits, at the moment I'm in the sunshine and I must say it's pretty good.

Tom
 
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Now then young man, I'm told that your leanings are for those Frozen Snot things that fly around? Little Ship is for the conessors of traditionally built items! Dont know how how Major managed to get on board..... ribs and sail boats indeed.

I'll be back next week, so you will have to bride the dock party for a trip up the Straits, at the moment I'm in the sunshine and I must say it's pretty good.

Tom

Young man eh, I like it! Frozen snot things?? How very dare you!!:rolleyes:
Wadya mean traditionally built, I was told you'd made it from orange boxes and a ball of string.:D
 
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