ShipsDog
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Now that the cold weather is here my woman insists on me coming into the house at night in case I get cold. Can you please tell her I like it outside, I'm built for it?
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Evadne
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No.
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BlueSkyNick
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Its probably because she would rather give you a cuddle, than her husband. Especially if he has had too much to drink - he's useless after only two or three.
<hr width=100% size=1>There is no such thing as reality, only different people's perceptions of a situation.
<hr width=100% size=1>There is no such thing as reality, only different people's perceptions of a situation.
ccscott49
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No, Bad dog!!
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jhr
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Gentlemen, that reminds me.
"Good morning, Mrs Jones, how can I help you"?
"Well, Doctor, I don't seem to be able to achieve orgasm when I have sex".
"Dear me, have you tried doing it in the doggy position"?
"Yes, but Rover has such bad breath".
<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
"Good morning, Mrs Jones, how can I help you"?
"Well, Doctor, I don't seem to be able to achieve orgasm when I have sex".
"Dear me, have you tried doing it in the doggy position"?
"Yes, but Rover has such bad breath".
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jhr
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Plus...........
"You spoil that dog"
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"You spoil that dog"
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Twister_Ken
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And while we\'re on that subject
Two dogs talking while in the vet's waiting room.
"What are you here for?"
"Trying to hump my mistress. She's going to have me put down. And what are you here for?"
"Trying to hump my mistress. She's going to have my claws clipped."
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Two dogs talking while in the vet's waiting room.
"What are you here for?"
"Trying to hump my mistress. She's going to have me put down. And what are you here for?"
"Trying to hump my mistress. She's going to have my claws clipped."
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cliff
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Re: On a similiar note
Q. What is the difference between a poodle shagging your leg and a Pit Bull shagging your leg
A. The Pit Bull is usually allowed to finish!
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Q. What is the difference between a poodle shagging your leg and a Pit Bull shagging your leg
A. The Pit Bull is usually allowed to finish!
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Twister_Ken
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Or...
...wth a pit bull you fake an orgasm
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...wth a pit bull you fake an orgasm
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jhr
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Re: On a similiar note
What's the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
You can get your kid back from a rottweiler..............
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What's the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
You can get your kid back from a rottweiler..............
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ccscott49
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Re: On a similiar note
whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer..............a rottweiler!
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whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer..............a rottweiler!
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