jimi
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Dear Heart takes to the water
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Bejasus
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Aye, butt whose?
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ParaHandy
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youse are in fer it ... but michty me, wid the auld goat be stuffing his bunks wi' yon animal's hair. fair tae say, yon are a sight mair comfortable than yon horse hair jobs youse hae in yon bucket o' yours ... whit wid youse think?
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claymore
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Goodbye
Auld Frien - it wiz nice knowin youse - we'll nair meet again as youse has definately done et noo. She'll no rest till yer rops are swingin frae ra jibbett. Nae way back noo ma wee pal - Me'n Para wull keep up ra tradition o' ra chentlemans cruise sae we'll raise a glass tae yer memry.
Goan but nae fergetten - oh aye - an nae fergiven either!
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Auld Frien - it wiz nice knowin youse - we'll nair meet again as youse has definately done et noo. She'll no rest till yer rops are swingin frae ra jibbett. Nae way back noo ma wee pal - Me'n Para wull keep up ra tradition o' ra chentlemans cruise sae we'll raise a glass tae yer memry.
Goan but nae fergetten - oh aye - an nae fergiven either!
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pragmatist
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Re: Goodbye
Sorry - this forum is for English speakers only.
Could you provide a translation please ?
<hr width=100% size=1>a pragmatist is an optimist with a boat in the UK - but serious about not being in the UK !
Sorry - this forum is for English speakers only.
Could you provide a translation please ?
<hr width=100% size=1>a pragmatist is an optimist with a boat in the UK - but serious about not being in the UK !
jimi
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Re: Goodbye
listen ya auld goat, ah've jist nominated ye tae be ButtMeister Chenereal and this is yer gratichewed can ye no see that ah'm preparing the way for a guid christmas fur ye .. a greater love has no man than ...
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listen ya auld goat, ah've jist nominated ye tae be ButtMeister Chenereal and this is yer gratichewed can ye no see that ah'm preparing the way for a guid christmas fur ye .. a greater love has no man than ...
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Ohdrat
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Re: Goodbye
Butt at least Dear Heart should get her ButtMaster.. small consolation I suspect...
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Butt at least Dear Heart should get her ButtMaster.. small consolation I suspect...
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starboard
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Read in yesterday's Glasgow herald that the dutch are importing Highland cattle to put in fields.Apparantley it is to deter couples from having alfresco sex!!!!
Guess it never stopped you Jimi!!!!
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Guess it never stopped you Jimi!!!!
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Fill
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Re: Goodbye
I have found <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.family-crests.com/coat-of-arms-library/family-crest/dictionary-scots.html> this site </A> remarably helpful in understanding the celtic element.
As you will see Scottish "literature" must practically write itself.
<hr width=100% size=1>It was all so different before it changed
I have found <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.family-crests.com/coat-of-arms-library/family-crest/dictionary-scots.html> this site </A> remarably helpful in understanding the celtic element.
As you will see Scottish "literature" must practically write itself.
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ChrisE
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It would be sad to..
..see a friendship founder because of one photo.
We, at ButtMaster HQ, are always on the lookout for new 'Butts and Dear Heart is clearly someone of substance. As for ButtMaster General, well, what can we say? A couple of long banging on threads just might get her the job. Or the usual suitably filled brown envelop.
Hope this helps.
ButtMaster HQ
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..see a friendship founder because of one photo.
We, at ButtMaster HQ, are always on the lookout for new 'Butts and Dear Heart is clearly someone of substance. As for ButtMaster General, well, what can we say? A couple of long banging on threads just might get her the job. Or the usual suitably filled brown envelop.
Hope this helps.
ButtMaster HQ
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mirabriani
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Re: Goodbye
Thanks a bunch Fill
You do realise you have now given them enough ammunition
to baffle the rest of us for another couple of years?
Briani
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Thanks a bunch Fill
You do realise you have now given them enough ammunition
to baffle the rest of us for another couple of years?
Briani
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StugeronSteve
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The Tebay outing was just a mini break then.
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
claymore
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Jamesie
Its nae me ye've offended
D'ye no hear ra conversation in the auld rover each time we're headin' past Callender an we see yin hielan coo in ra field by ra Wallace Arnold tartan shoppe - "There's yin hielan coo - hen"
Dinnae speak tae me aboot ra bluidy coo ye bletherin internet anorak ye - tha's whit yin boss-eyed wee basterd jimi thinks ah look like - an youse mist hae pit the wee scaldie - se youse hae seed tae ra hale forum er whitever ye ca' it - sick jessies parade mair laike tae me's at least - an anither thing - Para's missus thinks yer a bunch o saddos too......."
every time ah gang tae ra boat and every time ah'm awa hame
Ye eejit.
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Its nae me ye've offended
D'ye no hear ra conversation in the auld rover each time we're headin' past Callender an we see yin hielan coo in ra field by ra Wallace Arnold tartan shoppe - "There's yin hielan coo - hen"
Dinnae speak tae me aboot ra bluidy coo ye bletherin internet anorak ye - tha's whit yin boss-eyed wee basterd jimi thinks ah look like - an youse mist hae pit the wee scaldie - se youse hae seed tae ra hale forum er whitever ye ca' it - sick jessies parade mair laike tae me's at least - an anither thing - Para's missus thinks yer a bunch o saddos too......."
every time ah gang tae ra boat and every time ah'm awa hame
Ye eejit.
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jimi
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Re: Jamesie
Weel ah jist dinnae ken whaur ye'regettin' ra noshun that it wiz yer wee wifie ah wiz sperin' abooy. Yon Ken McTwisted fae callendar hus twa kie, BraveHeart & DearHeart and is hopinfg tae start yin o' yon organic thingmajigs. Ah thocht it wiz a sweet wee pictshur and postid it, ah cannae fur ra life o' me think whaur ye ye goart ra idea it wiz yon bonnie wee lassie wifie o' yourn.
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Weel ah jist dinnae ken whaur ye'regettin' ra noshun that it wiz yer wee wifie ah wiz sperin' abooy. Yon Ken McTwisted fae callendar hus twa kie, BraveHeart & DearHeart and is hopinfg tae start yin o' yon organic thingmajigs. Ah thocht it wiz a sweet wee pictshur and postid it, ah cannae fur ra life o' me think whaur ye ye goart ra idea it wiz yon bonnie wee lassie wifie o' yourn.
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mirabriani
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Re: Jamesie
Told you!!!!!!!!!
Briani
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Told you!!!!!!!!!
Briani
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longjohnsadler
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You\'ve been rumbled
That fence post behind the cow is the same one you used for your '5000th post' post, n'est-ce pas?
And posting pictures of incontinent cows on the forum is not big and it's not clever.
Try and be more original.
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That fence post behind the cow is the same one you used for your '5000th post' post, n'est-ce pas?
And posting pictures of incontinent cows on the forum is not big and it's not clever.
Try and be more original.
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DearHeart
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This is the first post that I have made and really, I'm sorry that it has to be a fairly stern one. I thought I'd put that one in so that you might realise that Claymore does not have the monopoly on humour in our house.
To return to the point - I think that it would be very difficult for one not to take your remarks personally - despite the somewhat pitiful defence that you attempted to hide behind whilst exchanging banter with the weasel Claymore.
For one of the few times in his miserable existence - I find that he is entirely accurate in his observations that it will be difficult for me to forgive some of the remarks you have made.
He has I am told, invited you to spend some time on our boat again next spring - with our friend "Parahandy" - You may rest assured that my husband will not be attending any such weekend to spend time with you until a full apology is received on the open forum, not some meaningless mealy mouthed blethering through the medium of a private message.
He prides himself, rather pathetically on being a good judge of character - it would appear that in your case he was evidently mistaken. Anyone who makes such a fuss about eating cauliflower really does need a jolly good talking to - and that is exactly what you will get if ever we have the misfortune to meet.
Dear Heart
or perhaps you would you prefer Daisy or whatever you stunted little celts prefer to name your cattle
Oh - and in closing do not expect a response from 'The Bold Claymore' He is not looking very bold at the moment and has work to do outside.
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To return to the point - I think that it would be very difficult for one not to take your remarks personally - despite the somewhat pitiful defence that you attempted to hide behind whilst exchanging banter with the weasel Claymore.
For one of the few times in his miserable existence - I find that he is entirely accurate in his observations that it will be difficult for me to forgive some of the remarks you have made.
He has I am told, invited you to spend some time on our boat again next spring - with our friend "Parahandy" - You may rest assured that my husband will not be attending any such weekend to spend time with you until a full apology is received on the open forum, not some meaningless mealy mouthed blethering through the medium of a private message.
He prides himself, rather pathetically on being a good judge of character - it would appear that in your case he was evidently mistaken. Anyone who makes such a fuss about eating cauliflower really does need a jolly good talking to - and that is exactly what you will get if ever we have the misfortune to meet.
Dear Heart
or perhaps you would you prefer Daisy or whatever you stunted little celts prefer to name your cattle
Oh - and in closing do not expect a response from 'The Bold Claymore' He is not looking very bold at the moment and has work to do outside.
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jimi
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Och awa' and bile yer heid ye daft scunner! Ah ken absolutely nuffink aboot yer bocht .. apart from the fact it resembles a used condominium in both shape and function ... ah widnae set foot oan it and had tae charter a boat to keep an eye on Parahandy as yer rapacious partner cut a swathe through Gigha's finest on Saturday nicht. Ah wisnae talking aboot ye at a' but the genetic farming in Highland cattle of new human hearts for transplant ... bluidy expensive business ..
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Aja
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Looks as if you don't need the help of any JCB in his one...
Donald
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Donald
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jimi
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widnae worry, she'll be aff daeing the dishes, scrubbing foors,cleaning ra bog and ither womanly duties .. she wullnae hae time tae read this ... ah hope ..
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