Das Fuhrer's Birthday

[byron]

I just bought mein Fuhrer a fairly expensive Metal Detector for her Birthday on December 2nd. I can't wait to play with it. My first job will be to go along my frontage and find all the Gold you guys have dropped over the years. I will concentrate on Braymans favourite mooring as there's bound to be at least one Gold Torc there, he's so wealthy.

 

[Brayman]

Happy Birthday to Eileen for Wednesday.
I do think she should be given first go with it. I would trust her more to return my long lost valuables.
Does it work underwater?

 

[oldgit]

I just bought mein Fuhrer a fairly expensive Metal Detector for her Birthday on December 2nd. I can't wait to play with it. My first job will be to go along my frontage and find all the Gold you guys have dropped over the years. I will concentrate on Braymans favourite mooring as there's bound to be at least one Gold Torc there, he's so wealthy.

I think I may have dropped a threepenny bit up there somewhere if you happen to come across it................!

 

[pheran]

My first job will be to go along my frontage and find all the Gold you guys have dropped over the years.

You struck gold when you married Eileen - you should be eternally grateful

 

[TrueBlue]

Byron -
Your Unzergruppenfuhrer has the same birthday as my UGF - dunno why that's worth mentioning, except next time we come to dredge your moorings we might request to meet her.

Until then she's a bit like Mrs. Captain Mainwaring, often mentioned never seen.

Time to post a picture...

 

[byron]

I think I may have dropped a threepenny bit up there somewhere if you happen to come across it................!

Don't tell Porkies. If you had dropped a fruppenny bit you'd have been on your knees looking for it day and night without food and water until you found it.

 

[byron]

Time to post a picture...

No! No pictures. The only time we do pictures is at Halloween when we put a full size one at the gate to scare off kids begging sweets.
She is often seen at rallies. She shambles along knuckles dragging along the ground muttering obscenities to herself. People are very kind to her, Pheran throws sticks for her and Brayman bounces his balls for her to catch. Most evenings she can be seen under the arches at Waterloo sharing a bottle of Meths with her circle of friends.

 

[oldgit]

Don't tell Porkies. If you had dropped a fruppenny bit you'd have been on your knees looking for it day and night without food and water until you found it.

If you look carefully Ian has spotted it, put his foot on it,probably to recover it later !

 

[boatone]

No! No pictures. The only time we do pictures is at Halloween when we put a full size one at the gate to scare off kids begging sweets.
She is often seen at rallies. She shambles along knuckles dragging along the ground muttering obscenities to herself. People are very kind to her, Pheran throws sticks for her and Brayman bounces his balls for her to catch. Most evenings she can be seen under the arches at Waterloo sharing a bottle of Meths with her circle of friends.

Oh you are so cruel !

I have pictures - well, a picture to be exact - taken at the Swan Upping in July 2003 when I took that superb portrait of you that you have (had) on your website.

 

[boatone]

I will concentrate on Braymans favourite mooring as there's bound to be at least one Gold Torc there, he's so wealthy.

Typical of the nouveaux riche brigade - and unlikely he would have dropped anything of value. He likes to hang on to his valuables - didn't even buy me a coke at the Bray CC AGM !

 

[byron]

Typical of the nouveaux riche brigade - and unlikely he would have dropped anything of value. He likes to hang on to his valuables - didn't even buy me a coke at the Bray CC AGM !

If you asked him nicely he would have given you a line of Coke to sniff.