Cue TCM - I have just found.....

Re: Excellent idea! But first...

and finally for SunCoast

There once was a man from Spain,
who boated around in the rain.
He said with a grin,
"I should do this again,"
and then he went off on the plane!

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Re: Excellent idea! But first...

There once was a lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in a lake
When a man in a punt
Put his pole in the water
And said, "You can't swim here, it's private."

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Re: There was a young poet called Whitely

There was a young poet called Whitely
removed a nasty old blemish, unsightly
from the stern of his boat
he removed the old scrote
petrol engine's now diesel...allrighty.
.
I think I will take up Golf instead of poetry.

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Re: There was a young poet called Whitely

There was a young poet called Whiteley
his messages were posted politely
not wishing to upset
he lost the bet
and was bollock'd by Kim - quite riightly


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......OR..........

there was an old man from Belgrade
who kept a dead whore in a cave
he said "I'll admit" I'm a bit of a shit
but look at the money I save.

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Re: There was a young poet called Whitely

There was a young poet named Whitely,
Who posted on MoBoChat nightly,
His Limerick verse,
Went from bad to worse,
But was it amusing? Yes, slightly

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And....

There was an old sea dog named Byron

whose boating knowledge is regulary called on....

His boating now confined to the ole thames ditch.

the only question he has is the direction of travel..... Which ?


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Re: And....

there once was a donkey called Harry
who Haydn desired to marry
As its bum was all furry
cos it revelled in curry
and drove a big purple Ferrarri



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Re: And....

Dirty Harry was in a great quandery
What the hell was he going to do with this Jimi.
So he swished his great tail and let out a ney.
And kicked Jimi reight through his biminimi........./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Haydn
 
Followed by....

There was a young poet called Whiteley
Whose Birchwood was rakish and spritely.
Though he changed from a twin
To a single, his sin
Was dipping his outdrive twice nightly


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Re: Followed by....

Well done James, you get my prize /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Perhaps it's a good job I was too busy (for a change) and log on between the middle of yesterday afternoon and now. I may have got a bit carried away!

In fact, since I fly to the Algarve tomorrow for a not so well earned rest, I may miss a bit more of the limerick saga.

No doubt I'll try logging on via my new pda and mobile, but at only 9600 bps it's a bit of a pain.

BTW anyone got a boat in Praia da Rocha or some other Algarve marina that they want 'servicing' whilst I'm there? Perhaps even a diesel conversion /forums/images/icons/wink.gif .



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Re: And....

Harry might kick or neigh
even bite or bray
but I'll punch him on the nose
till he's comatose
and then I'll run away and continue to rhyme for yet another day

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Re: And....

Harrys going to get the hump.
If you say your going to thump.
He'll get very mad at such a cad.
And sit on you whilst he smokes his fag.

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Haydn
 
Re: And....

No it twas'nt the vindaloo
Twas through the window with the vidio
Dirty Harry was far away
And thats why it looks that way.

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Re: Have to disagree about Leeds

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose ---- was so long he could ---- it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a ----
I could ---- it



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Re: Have to disagree about Leeds

There was a young fellow from Kent,
Whose ---- was exceedingly bent.
So, to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming, he went.

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Re: Have to disagree about Leeds

Ye Yey ye. The americans ARE bigger dicks heads than the rest. oF THE WORLD whats new. we ALSO WILL gET TARED WITH THE SAME BRUSH.iT IS ONLY A MATTEER OVE TIME
aFRASID i'M ON bINLASDINS SIDE. Till tn americans sort themselves out, that is!! Did yiuo understand that. If not this is the simple message. Binladin might well be a wanker but George Bush is exeedingly greater.

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Re: Have to disagree about Leeds

I can only assume you are p$%^*d out of your mind.
Let's discusss when you are sober. I'll be up your way in a couple of weeks, BTW.

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Re: Have to disagree about Leeds

Sorry Arthur. I keep telling Harry not to play with the confuser when I'm out but he dont take any notice. What he meant to say was. How come the Americans have bigger D***'S than every one else!!

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