Cue TCM - I have just found.....

MedDreamer

MedDreamer

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..........A dead whore in a cave together with an old woman from Leeds and a young woman from Australia.

I wonder perchance does anyone have any poetic explanation as to these ladies respective circumstances

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn
 
there once was a man from Belgrave
who found a dead whore in a cave
he said "it's disgusting!
- she only needs dusting!
And think of the money I'll save!"



can't help with people from australia/leeds, wasn't ready for that.

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Thats good enough for me!!

(Can't remember the Leeds / Australia ones either - I knew them when I was nobbut a lad)

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn
 
There was an old woman from Leeds
Who did some despicable deeds.
She raped a young Aussie,
And murdered a prossie,
Least that’s how the cave painting reads!


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A forty plus dreamer from York
‘Bout Med boats was all he would talk
“It’s Minorca I thinks”
Then his Bayliner sinks
Now home is a very long walk



(No, how did you guess!)

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Your talents are wasted in engineering, you should throw it all in and become the resident artist at the H&A (I heard that some of the locals already consider you something like that anyway)

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn
 
Have to disagree about Leeds

... I thought it went:

There was an old woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Grew out of her @rse
and her ***** was covered in weeds

;o)

Enough, already!



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Re: Have to disagree about Leeds

10/10 thats the one !! - We are a seriously sad lot and I'm supposed to be running a company!!



<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn
 
Secret ybw revenue plan

Secret squirrel software recording activity levels of all users.

Managers blackmailed against threat of report to senior managers. Senior managers to directors. Directors to managing directors/CEOs. Managing directors/CEOs to chairman (perhaps) or shareholders (maybe).

Haven't quite worked out where CFOs fit in as I suspect bomb-proof due to certain evidence gathering of their own.

Company owners...that's easy, threatened with blackmailed report to wife/partner.

Expect plain brown envelopes soon.

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I am undone

Exposed !!!!!

POSITION WANTED: Experienced Managing Director anticipates that in the near future he may be looking for alternative employment. Wife, three children, chandlers and marina fees to support. Good record of tea drinking and forum hopping - knows what brackets mean on a Profit & Loss Account. Hobbies: Boating and making irrelevant comments on leading boating website.

References: M Whiteley ( please contact him before lunch when there is still a chance of him being sober).

K. Hollamby (He got me in this mess in the first place so should give me a decent write up out of guilt).

No reasonable offer refused.




<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn
 
Re: Secret ybw revenue plan

or even

In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.

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Re: Excellent idea! But first...

and for that certain forumite .....

There once was a old man from Norway -
who cussed as he sat in a doorway-
the door smacked him flat-
and he yelled "what was that"?
that disgruntled old man from Norway!

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