Crime and punishment

[timbartlett]

Please disregard this poll -- I omitted the important option of "none of the above", and I can't find any way to edit or delete the poll!

 

[epervier]

1, owning a jetski,.......................... 100 lashes with the cat o'nine o arh
2, using a jetski,............................. keel'aulin'
3, using a jetski and having fun,......... keel'aulin' twice
4, going thro' moorins,..................... 'angin' from the yard, tis probably too lenient.





I'll get me coat,

 

[VO5]

1, owning a jetski,.......................... 100 lashes with the cat o'nine o arh
2, using a jetski,............................. keel'aulin'
3, using a jetski and having fun,......... keel'aulin' twice
4, going thro' moorins,..................... 'angin' from the yard, tis probably too lenient.





I'll get me coat,

....Followed by ceremonial sinking of the noisy beastie....

 

[monkfish24]

....Followed by ceremonial sinking of the noisy beastie....

In a very Nordic Viking-esque way!