Crew Rapid Assessment Programme

[longjohnsadler]

This arrived in this morning's post:

Dear Mr LJ Sadler
PLease complete the following Crew Rapid Assessment Programme (CRAP) questionnaire and return er by return.

EITHER answer questions 1-4 inclusive in not less than five thousand words

1. Have you ever missed the start of a cruise due to being arrested?

2. What is the square of the hypoteneuse of the bermuda triangle ? (show all your calculations and workings)

3. You are on a semi-inhabited island where the locals don't speak much English, and rations are running low.
How would you go about blagging
a) A cheap tin of baked beans OR
b) a free box of eggs

4. Several days from port, the chef du jour wants to make a smoked fish pie. How would you go about catching some smoked fish ?

OR answer the following multiple choice question

5. You are an idle rum-swilling loafer who probably hasn't much to do in May anyway.
a) Yes
b) er yes

Do you think this questionnaire is RYA approved?

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Looks like Stupid Highly Irrelevant Testing to me.

 

[jimi]

6 Have zou ever binned zour radar dome_

7 Are zou acquainted with Colonsaz ferrz terminal

 

[tcm]

what a great test. but am off to the airport now...

 

[graham]

[ QUOTE ]
5. You are an idle rum-swilling loafer who probably has not much to do in May anyway.
a) Yes
b) er yes


[/ QUOTE ]

If you deleted may and inserted September that would be ideal for crew selection for the Scuttlebutters Cherbourg trip. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I ticked 5b

 

[Sybarite]

The programme needs however to be costed using the Financial Analysis Review Technique.

John

 

[longjohnsadler]

Due to time constraints I was going to answer question 5 too, but can't decide between a and b.

 

[duncan]

me too but I couldn;t decide between ticks, crosses or rings.........so I poured another drink instead.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Do zou hav a spich impedimint?

 

[zzjfawce]

Is there a date for the S'butters Cherbourg trip?