powerskipper
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what kind though???
Constipation!
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powerskipper
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Now come on, with all this advise from such a wide group of knowledgeable people do pry tell us what kind of diet did the doc recommend.
T_S
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Well Julie my mate has recently informed my of the results from his visit to the local GP, and I must say he has got to make a drastic change with his eating habits!
powerskipper
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Oh come on stop dangling the hook and tell those who are waiting with baited breath or with clenched cheeks.
what the answer is. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
what the answer is. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
T_S
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Well I have to say with all this well found advise here the cause to his problem was quite simple.
As explained to his local GP the day started with a good breakfast : 6 fried eggs 8 rashers mushrooms, toms, baked beans, 4 slices of fried bread washed down with 3 mugs of tea.
Elevens's would be the daily dose of 4 cups of coffee and two packets of 'Jammy dodgers'
Lunchtime normally is a visit to the local transport cafe where upon an extra large portion of the specialty of the day was consumed.
About 3 a pang of hunger was put to rest with the regular 4 mugs of tea washing down two swiss rolls.
Evening meal was a good helping of shepherds pie, a packet of bangers and mash or 4 steak & kidney pies & mash in a litre of gravy, deserts ranged from a whole spotted dick to a tub of rasberry ripple.
East Enders and Corrie would inspire an appetite, Tesco's 8 pack of mixed crisps normally helped out there.
And finally his night cap consisted of a half litre mug of Horlicks to wash down a battenburg cake.
The GP's diagnosis after examining my friend was very simple Julie
As explained to his local GP the day started with a good breakfast : 6 fried eggs 8 rashers mushrooms, toms, baked beans, 4 slices of fried bread washed down with 3 mugs of tea.
Elevens's would be the daily dose of 4 cups of coffee and two packets of 'Jammy dodgers'
Lunchtime normally is a visit to the local transport cafe where upon an extra large portion of the specialty of the day was consumed.
About 3 a pang of hunger was put to rest with the regular 4 mugs of tea washing down two swiss rolls.
Evening meal was a good helping of shepherds pie, a packet of bangers and mash or 4 steak & kidney pies & mash in a litre of gravy, deserts ranged from a whole spotted dick to a tub of rasberry ripple.
East Enders and Corrie would inspire an appetite, Tesco's 8 pack of mixed crisps normally helped out there.
And finally his night cap consisted of a half litre mug of Horlicks to wash down a battenburg cake.
The GP's diagnosis after examining my friend was very simple Julie
powerskipper
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I can guess but do prey tell those waiting what it could passable be.!!!
T_S
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By request of the GP my freind dropped his strides and bent over and spread his legs.
The answer stared the GP right in his face and the answer was quite simple......my mates A*SEHOLE was too small! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The answer stared the GP right in his face and the answer was quite simple......my mates A*SEHOLE was too small! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Re: Bio-diversity
Try some probiotic tablets to help keep things active down there otherwise how about a real ale pub crawl.
Try some probiotic tablets to help keep things active down there otherwise how about a real ale pub crawl.