Confusion in Conwy.

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So 110 mile drive, jumps out the car Conwy, loads two carts. Dives up to office.

Thinking was, I'm going to say. Come for Mucky Farters dingly dangly dinghy bit from Kwackers. But foiled whilste asking for the key, it's handed over to me. Hum.

So next it's, your going to Scotland, well go now, your on the fishing protection berth, cant stay there.

So, umm well, yep, I know I said, dont worry that theres no room, we will just piss off some place else, where ever.

Never thought, at five minutes notice though. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

So hurries down the pontoon, new dinghy to install, stores, ect, ect infinitum. Know idea whether MF is starting, not sure she's seen electic in months.

Anyway we had begrudgingly been offered this tampory berth. So squeezes into there. Panic over.

Upp's sorry I neglected to say. The gate was shut and the tide going out. So short of a ski jump, no one was going anywhere.

So instant dismisel from the marina was thwarted. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yep go, and right now. Course I'd just got out the car, no idea of tides then, never mind if MF wants to go. She's not the sort of girl you can wake up from her slumbers, and say right, get yer tail off to Scotland this instant. She tends to take a bit of coaxing, like ok you can have a bit of juice, what you mean , you want an oil change. Filters, well yer pulling the piss now.

Humm you want the gate opened as well. water at the other side. Humph. Bloody wimp of a boat, dont know why I keep her.
 
Tranceltion from the Kwackers dictionary.

Dinghy, dingly dangly......Wire attached to dinghy, for lifting with davits.

I said, I'd find some where else to go, if there was no room.

Trancelated into ,, going to Scotland emmediatly. Like in five minutes.

They wanted me to go, like right NOW.

Got to boat and the gate was shut, with tide going out.


Does that make more sence to the uneducated. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
weather in Scotland, no idea, but its very, very windy here, bashing & crashing but we & blue moon are still afloat. We are trying to work out from the dreging actions are we north, south or west of this or that. Why can't they just say the berths no's affected are...... & Don't bother trying to go out.
 
Look you her you Sais barstewards , ifan cont Gwyddeliod 'tinkers' hanner pobl.

I struggle with 'putes' (cripes that's a French slang word for Prostitute') oops! plus I have to translate on ere.
Bleedin Mancs, Lancs , Scots, Stokies, Pickeys, Brums, Geordies, Darn Sarfs, Cider suppers, Raggies who dip scuppers
Absent Majors , peeps up all night for ages.

From Scouse Welsh to Forum language.
Confused you are.
What about Me?
Translating gives Me awfull anguish
What about Me?
I have to put up with all of thee
'Tha nows-- see thee -- tatty by'
What terms are these I have to buy
Into , to see what you lot chat
I think I,ll chuck in me friggen hat!

To translate the word 'Dinghy'
Although I looked it up in a 'thinghy'
Davits turned up
That Fecked me up
'Wire attached' was to much stress
Although fair play I tried me best

So Dinghy, dingly dangly
Came in rather handy

Scouse Welsh is an aquired tongue
Learn it like while yer young
But for tonight yerl av ter gimmee
A bit more time
To get some 'Scotch' in Me.

Hwyl ,yer Sias sluffachs /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
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