Comms dilema

[roborali]

Re: Morse Schmorse

Has anyone consider sloes?

They are currently in season but look to be a good choice for years to come, however one does need to use the add-on device 'gin' and an update of sugar. Beware there is quite a long download time, but, ones formatted it aids communication, initiates an imagination program and keeps the operator warm...

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: Morse Schmorse

Sloes and damsons both perform the same task. However this year there is a dearth of both, well there is up the lane next to cottage anyway. Farmer Giles (it really is his name) has some in one of his nearby fields we are welcome to harvest, but there ain't a lot. The gin (£6.75 a bottle, cheapest you can find) is plentiful though.

I didn't realise being an executive was so difficult. Morse, alpha-numeric, no wonder executives earn so much. That's the bit I'm looking forward to.

 

[dulcibella]

Re: Morse Schmorse

The best bit about being a really top executive is that you can leave the comms to your lackeys and concentrate on deep strategic stuff like choosing where to eat lunch, groping the PA and playing with the balls (the suspended steel ones that used to be marketed as executive toys).

 

[Lakesailor]

PA

Can't see the excitement in groping a Tannoy?

 

[Twister_Ken]

Groping potential

There's no excitement in groping a Blackberry either.

 

[zefender]

Re: Groping potential

But does the blackberry have a vibrate option which might tickle one's fancy (or 52% of the population's anyway)?

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: Groping potential

Do I, as an executive, have to get a Fancy as well.

 

[zefender]

Re: Groping potential

As an Executive, I'm surprised you don't have one already. Make sure she's a peach though.