Claymore's new shoes

[Stingo]

Claymore\'s new shoes

With the foot adjustable throttle. So Claymore, how do you take it in or out of gear?

 

[CodStewart]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

That's a funny kind of toilet. Convenient flush, though!

 

[Ships_Cat]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

Nice ankles.

John

 

[Shakey]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

Strange looking sail boat if you ask me.

 

[tcm]

Gag of the evening

Stingo goes to the boat show, and spends rather too long in the Guiness bar. It's all very busy and jolly. Soon somehow, the bar is due to close, but stingo is far from ready to depart and hios galss is empty. He lands up at the handiest counter he can find and says "whatever that guy over there's having - I'll have two as soon as possible!"

Some, but not all catamarans are purchased this way...

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

he doesn't, when he's steering the kettle .... a passerby or other is engaged by frantic arm waving and bends down to operate the lever.

some, though, view their imminent proximity to his arse (I can tell you that your right ear is level with it) as a chance not worth taking and politely (or otherwise) refuse the invitation ..........

 

[boatmike]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

Nicer than all those sheep you mean John?
Probably fortunate for Claymore that you are so far away if you fancy his ankles. You really should get out more old chap..........

 

[claymore]

Hang about

Where's the respect you nondescript bunch of teutonic anally retentive bowel-benders

 

[jimi]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

Claysie's somewhere over his ain bow off tae see ra wizard of oz (cos they're all wicked witches in NZ), ra tin man's effed aff wi ra tattiebogle aka Parahandy and the Lion's lying down with ra sheep.

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Claymore\'s new shoes

.. ta muchly ...

who does this remind youse off ... ??