Claymore's Dictionary

[claymore]

Claymore\'s Dictionary

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize: What a crook sees with

Control: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty: How golfers create divots

Paradox: two physicians

Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm

Polarize: what penguins see with

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief: what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does

Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official

And last but not least (my favorite):

Subdued ...like a guy, who works on one of those attack Submarines


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[jimi]

Re: Claymore\'s Dictionary

Saduccee - one wwhose boat is broken
Pharisee - Guy from Birmingham
Parsee - good golfer

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[BrianJ]

Re: Claymore\'s Dictionary

Well done ... some very good ones there
BrianJ

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[longjohnsadler]

Re: Claymore\'s Dictionary

Musto gear - failure to pay mooring fee in Ardminish Bay

En-suite heads - where you find attractive hats

Berth holder - midwife

Sound of Sleat - depressing weather outside

Out of date flares - I think we've already covered this

Bottle screw - erm..

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[Davy_S]

Re: Claymore\'s Dictionary

Mustaffa McDonald hungry Scotsman

Angus McOatup Scottish cloakroom attendant

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[jhr]

More famous Scotsmen

Ben Doon, and Phil McAvity............erm............./forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[jhr]

Re: More famous Scotsmen

Amplifier - what you get when you set light to an ampli.

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[Cornishman]

Re: Claymore\'s Dictionary

This game is a regular on "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" and one of my favourites was by Stephen Fry.

Countryside: Death to Piers Morgan.

He was right, too!

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[Twister_Ken]

A few bee yous

Buffalo - Bungalow at a nudist resort
Buffoon - Minister of Defence in the shower
Bumble - Bull with a big arse
Bumpkin - Crash into your brother
Buoyant - not a girl ant
Bushwhack - to hit in the goolies
Bustard - Silicone implants


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