Chentlemen's cruise.

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Chentlemen\'s cruise.

With all this PC stuff going on, I came to realise that this cruise should not be allowed on several counts:
- it is prejudice against the rest of us that are not chentlemen
- Only green or grey spinnakers are allowed.
- You have to dress oddly.

I am sure the panel can think of more reasons this outrageous event should be banned and this isn't even considering the H&E issues.

Should we notify the thought police of these insensitive discretions?
 
Re: Chentlemen\'s cruise

Hear, hear!
Recommend transfer to Solent waters where neither weird apparel nor bizarre activity will arouse any comment.
 
Re: Chentlemen\'s cruise.

Absolute tosh.
Several Spectrums are represented in the diverse range of participants:
Social Spectrum - Abject Republican (Sgeir) to Severe Loyalist (Para)
Literary Spectrum - Winnie the Pooh (TCM) to Miss Smilla's feeling for Snow (LJSadler)
Autistic Spectrum -Always fiddling with boat tuning ropes (Jimi) to Concentration Span of a Gnat (Self)
Temperance Spectrum - Just a coffee thanks (Muzzy) to Feckme lads heve ye tried yon feckin paraffin? (Silkie)
Engineering Spectrum - Aye - milled out to 10 thou and just a light smear of oil (WeeDavey) to Just hit the feckker (Webcrutch)
Feminine Spectrum - This top doesn't really go - hang on I'll change(Madame Sgeir) to Yefeckinwhit??SMACK (Hazard)
Tolerance Spectrum - Och ets fine (Kenny) to Nick - sortyerfatweeselfoot (Mrs Webclam)

I think we have it all.
 
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