hlb
RIP
When I bought my boat, it was ten years old. I'm sure it had the original shag pile pink carpet. Since then, it has had a new carpet every year, theres always a disaster. There was the axminster, or was it wilton, that was always full of fluff. This became a mixture of fluff and tomato soup.
Then there were the old dogs that got sick a few times. The leak from the bathroom, that took ages to find, that sent the carpet all manky.
This year the new carpet got attacked by Deborahs ggammy leg, what sprayed blood all over it in dollops, ok theres a couple of fag burns, but you can hardly see them.
The dining room carpet has never even been stood on yet, but the kitchens all mildue and blood. The saloon carpet has been up and down like a brides nighty and is sort of fraying round the edges. Not forgetting the blood and fag burns, tthere maybe a bit of sea gull [--word removed--] as well, I have not examined closely.
Debs has a tactic of buying rugs, and placing them in strategic places. We're getting a bit crowded by rugs.
How do other folk get on. .
Then there were the old dogs that got sick a few times. The leak from the bathroom, that took ages to find, that sent the carpet all manky.
This year the new carpet got attacked by Deborahs ggammy leg, what sprayed blood all over it in dollops, ok theres a couple of fag burns, but you can hardly see them.
The dining room carpet has never even been stood on yet, but the kitchens all mildue and blood. The saloon carpet has been up and down like a brides nighty and is sort of fraying round the edges. Not forgetting the blood and fag burns, tthere maybe a bit of sea gull [--word removed--] as well, I have not examined closely.
Debs has a tactic of buying rugs, and placing them in strategic places. We're getting a bit crowded by rugs.
How do other folk get on. .