Captions please...

[Divemaster1]

 

[EddieA]

[--word removed--].....!

 

[EddieA]

Why is F C U K a "word removed" Dan?

 

[powerskipper]

Now ex wifes answer to him using the boat as a love nest or a screwing pad.

 

[SovereignDiver]

Newly identified breed of gelcoat worm (screwious activus) proves to be both invasive and highly dangerous.

 

[Divemaster1]

hlb's speed reduction explained .... (sorry)

 

[Chill]

Has your boat got Osmosis? We can get rid of those bubbles.

 

[jimmy_the_builder]

Hmmm. I think he's screwed.

Cheers
Jimmy

 

[strakeryrius]

Shooting screws through the hull is not really recommended by the manufacturer as a method of antifouling a boat, but it seems to have worked in this case as it scared the sh1te out of all the pesky marine growth.

 

[Ballistix]

Suggestion 1
"Geoff had seen how another boat had slipped off the dry stack forklift and was rather proud of his forklift gripping solution"

Suggestion 2
"Cleary the surveyor noted that the starboard side of the vessel was screwed"

Last Ditch attempt
"This time Peter was convinced that Granny was not going to be a second MOB statistic"

 

[sarabande]

just as a point of curiosity, what kind of screws are they ? The profile and serrations look unusual.

 

[Ballistix]

Look like decking screws to me, the B&Q type for putting decking in your garden. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[lovezoo]

And if you were wondering, the full story is here:

Moron boat repair

"After yesterday's fishing trip a friend asked me to look at a boat on a work rack at the marina. He said the owner just had new upholstery made for the inside. I looked. I got sick. I laughed.

How do you describe this?

Seems the owner sent the panels, seats and bolisters out to be re-done. Then HE put them back into the boat. Used indoor dry wall screws. Long ones. Put the boat in and quickly took on water. The marina pulled the boat."

 

[OGITD]

Just another day……and a lesson learned!

 

[mainshiptom]

That should hold the cooker from moving again..

 

[RogerRat]

"You're not a real boater until..."



Guess this guy is for real now! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif