Caption?

[jenku]

 

[StugeronSteve]

"M.V. Puddleduck, Solent Coast Guard. I am correct in understanding that you now have the disabled motor vessel in tow, sir?"

 

[TiggerToo]

[pantomime mode] He's behind youuuuu [/pantomime mode]

 

[Richard10002]

The skipper had that strange sensation you get when there is someone creeping up behind you.

 

[Eccles]

(Smaller Boat) "Why are all the boats approaching us giving us such a wide berth"?

 

[seamaster30]

... were towing it because it wont fit on the davits....

 

[boguing]

Small boat "toot toot toot toot toot"

 

[Twister_Ken]

437 passengers and all the ship's officers watch a porn movie being made on the poop deck of a steam launch.

 

[Moonshiners]

Hoooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk!

 

[jenku]

[ QUOTE ]
437 passengers and all the ship's officers watch a porn movie being made on the poop deck of a steam launch.

[/ QUOTE ]

That one gets my vote so far!

 

[jhr]

"Looks like he's aroused, Number One; I think we're about to get f***ed".

 

[Refueler]

Return of the "Little and Large Show" ...

or as Uganda Airways 707 Pilot once said over radio to Flying Tigers 747 ... "Quality before Quantity !"

 

[ianat182]

Overtaking vessel keeps clear I think ,sir . Ooer,alright then Abandon Ship!

 

[PaulJS]

Launch skipper says "I'm glad that they eventually agreed to signing the salvage rights otherwise we couldn't have rescued them!"

 

[robp]

What time did you say sundown was today number 1?

 

[charliespan]

behind you

 

[mandlmaunder]

Is it getting dark early or is it just me????

 

[PurpleKate]

Judge: So Captain, about this collision, the 2 Satellite dishes and the Electricity pylon were for receiving Setanta Sports rather than Navigation

 

[Dyflin]

Nom, nom, nom.

 

[pendlecats]

"size you say I'm not intrested, I was here first, you'll just have to wait your turn"