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[Dyflin]

 

[gravygraham]

Ahead of the Scottish boat show Princess releases the first pictures of it's new ultra low air draft flybridge cruiser.

 

[Lawsy]

Would you like ice with that, gents?

 

[poltergeist]

You know when I said to you that I couldn't remember if I closed the sea cocks ........

 

[poltergeist]

or

Look on the bright side, it was completely under water 3 hours ago ......

 

[Elessar]

oh bollocks

 

[B175Chris]

"Wahey, we pulled it off!! Quick Mike, get on the blower to the insurance co., make sure to sound sad!"

 

[Kawasaki]

Do I Really need an I. C .C?

 

[Mr Googler]

Cryoboat! The worlds first cryogenic boat storage system. The future is here today.

 

[merlinwasp]

Annual Titanic re –enactment society display hailed as a great success

 

[enterprise]

New Boat wash system takes it's first customer, claimed to reach all those parts not previously washed by any other method.

Talking to the proud owners of the first boat to use this system Mr Paddy & Mr Murphy both agree that next time they wash the boat it will be in summer so they can stay at the helm throughout the process!

 

[JohnRob]

You did ask for a Gin palace on the rocks, sir???

 

[John100156]

No, after the sea trial I have decided not to buy! But thanks for letting me take it out on my own anyway.....

 

[mainshiptom]

The beer will be cold !

 

[John100156]

They said the beer was an ice-breaker, I thought they meant the boat...... Sorry!