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[Boomshanka]

Shamlessly lifted from Sailing Anarchy:

 

[Twister_Ken]

At the press launch of the new Hyundai Fenda, motoring journalists enjoyed demonstrating its dual purpose role.

 

[aluijten]

New definition of 'fenderbender'?

 

[jhr]

"Hello; is that the AA? My car won't start - I think there's some water in the carburettor....."

OK, I know that all modern cars have injection .

 

[lenseman]

. . . . . . . . Had the car been a Morris Marina, I would have thought it a good idea to fill it with water!

 

[jimi]

"well that's one way of getting white diesel on board!"

 

[Blueboatman]

Now if you try turning on the headlights we should be able to find that phone...

 

[flaming]

Hello?? Avis?? Is it too late to buy the collision insurance?

 

[jimi]

Basil, can you reach the battery leads yet?

 

[E39mad]

Berth C3 for a C3!

 

[Malish]

I see the driving style of our gallic cousins remains as magnifique as a ever...

 

[Whiskey Bravo]

The latest challenge for the boys at 'Top Gear' after their successful Channel crossing gets off to a bad start.

 

[tom_sail]

The world really isn't your Oyster.

(someone will be along to tell me it's not an oyster now )

 

[E39mad]

That's not what I meant when I said the radiator needed some water!

 

[Boomshanka]

Prototype yacht parking sensor trials show promise, just need to work on the scaling down now

 

[doughnut]

Who says 'you can take a corsa to water but you cannot make it drink'

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Yes, Madam, the brakes do need some adjustment!

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

You told me to dip my headlights.

 

[bljones]

As a result of the country's economic chaos, used cars are cheaper than new boat fenders in Greece, leading to scenes like this.

 

[Lakesailor]

The new Citroen Passarelle did not seem ideal.