Caption competition ( erh Topical)

[Andrew M]

Honest M'lud, I was only doing 5 knots................

 

[jfm]

Random question: is the pronunciation

It am ah

or

It ah ma

or

It ay ma

My vote would be It ah ma with emphasis on middle syllable, so perhaps It 'ah mer. But final word should surely go to an IT mother tongue speaker so await mapism's view

 

[U4]

The party invite did say 'rock up to the beach around midday' so we will just hang around until the rest of the guests arrive!

 

[PEJ]

"What's that sound from the speakers?"

"It's rock music"

 

[Aardee]

She wasn't happy when hubby surprised her with imitation Pearls

 

[bush boat]

"I'm sure that wasn't there when we went to bed last night"

 

[bush boat]

"I told you not to be a cheapskate,... But you would insist on the free Android Anchor Watch app...."

 

[MapisM]

My vote would be It ah ma with emphasis on middle syllable, so perhaps It 'ah mer. But final word should surely go to an IT mother tongue speaker so await mapism's view

LOL, I can offer more than just a view...

 

[jfm]

LOL, I can offer more than just a view...

Haha, great reply! Mr Amati himself?

 

[MapisM]

Nope, that was freshly recorded by truly yours for the occasion.
I hope Amati would approve, though....

 

[Cheery]

"What do you mean, 'Were these on the charts?' What bloody charts?"

 

[sprocker]

Blimmin tide goes out quick around here.

 

[wakeup]

This 'deep V' is supposed to cut through everything!

 

[septiclecky]

Oh these rocks when you shouted rocks dead ahead:nonchalance:

 

[newWave]

I am the stand on vessel

 

[Anders_P42]

Damn plotter autoroute

 

[kennyh]

"Darling!" (Said from below deck) "....the toilet is not flushing!"

 

[gjgm]

The water is so clear that you can see the rocks right underneath us!

 

[powerskipper]

Women drivers!!

I'm giving it an hour before Julie & Lisa hit back hard

Thats what you get for eyeing up those bikini clad girls.

 

[mjf]

yep - you can see the bottom here!