Can this be true!

[KevL]

Byron said

"One more tip. You have to do this by noon today else the offer expires. You could say you are called Duncan Light, paint MV2 on back of your boat, raz down to Chichester this saturday pm, twiz the radar backwards for authenticity, and some daft git will fill your boat and car and jerrycans with free petrol!"

Who?! who?! where is Chichester?! the Bayliner alone holds 105 gallons of petrol plus I could fit loads of jerry cans on the rear deck (or is that stern?) Can anyone lend me a something I can trailer a Bayliner 2556 down to Chichester with, I'll bring it back full of fuel and maybe sweeten the deal with a pint or two.

Kev

 

[kimhollamby]

Stop right there! Won't work, jfm's money is safe, the rascal is about to be outed.

 

[jfm]

Re: Free Petrol on me

I sed it, and ignore Kim, yes it's true. But don't hang about, it's 20-to-noon already

Hey, 105 gallons, pah! you dont know how lightly I would be getting off. Anyone got any ideas wot I should do with the £600 I would be saving? Buy a second puter, praps?

JFM

 

[KevL]

Re: Free Petrol on me

Hold on there big boy! what about the jerry cans on the rear deck. It's about 2m x 3m and a jerry can is what, about 0.8m tall. Allow for a packing density efficiency of say 80% and a quick bit of maths gives me nigh on 900 gallons of petrol.

What you going to buy that putter with now?

Kev

 

[jfm]

Re: Free Petrol on BarryD

Alas, I need to refer you enquiry to one BarryD

JFM

 

[BarryD]

Re: Free Petrol on BarryD

And sorry jfm, my reply will be to refer you to a taxidermest who has process in mind for you.

Barry D.

 

[Geoffs]

Re: How much does a Sunfury Hold

Maybe jfm will treat you.

If he's feeling generous how about a new engine as well!

 

[jfm]

Re: Are you mad GeoffS

"Maybe I'll treat" him did you say? Hang about, I win the bet (but no prize, it is being claimed as a one wayer now) and you think I donate the prize to him? And all that after being called a lion rounding on him when I said his original post was a wind up. Eh? Run that by me again.......

JFM

 

[paulineb]

You tell \'im jfm !! Or...

... may I call you j ?

Pauline B

 

[jfm]

Re: Coincidence. Same middle name as Duncan

Yes you can. The f only stands for ...kin' anyway.

JFM

 

[Guest]

Re: Creep! nm.

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