Can I Pick Your Brains

Speaking as another stranger to Gods own River , can confirm the first time you do that trip is all a bit concerning ,as well it should be.
A,hem, even veterans double check their timings and then check them again. :)
Quite a few balls to keep in air at one time.
On arrival at Teddington, we always pop down to the lock office sometime during the evening just to make them aware we are overnighting on the moorings and wish to transit early next morning.
Then its up the road for a cheapo pub dinner somewhere .
We have never yet failed to find mooring and if really really busy the staff will squeeze you in somewhere :).

Like to arrive at barrier just as it lifts,so we try to be exiting Teddington lock 30 mins or so before this time .
If departing in the pitch black it can be disconcerting as no real means of seeing much, just stick to the middle.
Once beyond Richmond daylight is normally with you.
Keep an eye out for rowers, who will be out at all sorts of ungodly hours, many now have a strobe light to help you spot them.
IT is not against the law slow up when you pass as well as slow up when passing launch sites at the various clubs .
Do not whizz past residential moorings either .
Ps. It has been rumoured that some folks do speed up a tad on isolated empty stretches devoid of observers.

Have stopped at most of the London Marinas after leaving Teddington ,both by design and emergency have never failed to make a lock in. This includes Chelsea, St Kats and South Dock.
Have used Richond lock but the lack of water in river beyond proved it to be not worth the effort.
The trip through the centre of the city is worth all the effort and gives real sense of achievement .
 
It certainly used to be 24hours, but with the crap management by the EA these days, i am not sure if it still is. Suggest a call to Teddington Lock?

It's still 24 hr manning at Teddington though there are moves afoot to change the shift pattern that the LWKs work. The launch lock is to have public power installed so draw your own conclusion from that.
 
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It's still 24 hr manning at Teddington though there are moves afoot to change the shift pattern that the LWKs work. The launch lock is to have public power installed so draw your own conclusion from that.

Can you clarify that ?
Presume you refer to the lock that most of us would normally use !
 
Go to Limehouse instead :ambivalence:

I can't imagine why anybody would want to go to Limehouse rather than St Kats :ambivalence:

It's not even close. Better moorings, A far more pleasant selection of vessels to gaze upon, Loads of things to do, places to go and better facilities overall.
 
I can't imagine why anybody would want to go to Limehouse rather than St Kats :ambivalence:

It's not even close. Better moorings, A far more pleasant selection of vessels to gaze upon, Loads of things to do, places to go and better facilities overall.

Limehouse has its uses, the wider locking time window and opening on demand makes it a more logical destination when coming up from the coast. Showers used to be better too, although I haven't tried the new ones at St Kats yet.
But if coming downstream I can't think why you would go past St Kats in favour of Limehouse, unless in a narrowboat of course :)
 
New showers at St Kats are very nice, especially the ones in the main block by the lock!

New pontoons too, all very civilised. You can adjust the cleats to suit your boat with a 17mm spanner, which is nice for extended stays.

Getting in on a fast flowing tide is less lethal too. Limehouse can be a bit wayward at times.... (Not that St Kats is perfect in this respect, but never had a problem attempting to enter and being concerned in any way...)
 
Limehouse has its uses, the wider locking time window and opening on demand makes it a more logical destination when coming up from the coast. Showers used to be better too, although I haven't tried the new ones at St Kats yet.
But if coming downstream I can't think why you would go past St Kats in favour of Limehouse, unless in a narrowboat of course :)

One possible reason would be that our CRT licence covers us for 48 hours free mooring in the basin at Limehouse. But even then we have decided against it.
 
Yeah, not the Barge lock, the other one.

The anorak in me wants to be pedantically explanatory and say, yes, it's the launch lock, the middle one that most boats use that is to have public power fitted. The barge lock is too high risk to allow boaters to play with and the skiff/coffin lock is a heritage piece now, not that you'd fit in it anyway!
 
One possible reason would be that our CRT licence covers us for 48 hours free mooring in the basin at Limehouse. But even then we have decided against it.

Yes there is the free wall for license holders in Limehouse, think it might be a bit full though!
You could of course have done the London ring, dived in at Brentford off the Thames and up the Grand Union, then across London on the Regents Canal and into Limehouse that way, then locked out up to St Kats. But would need another couple of days.
Did it in a similar sports cruiser to yours many years ago now and its a memorable trip.
 
Yes there is the free wall for license holders in Limehouse, think it might be a bit full though!
You could of course have done the London ring, dived in at Brentford off the Thames and up the Grand Union, then across London on the Regents Canal and into Limehouse that way, then locked out up to St Kats. But would need another couple of days.
Did it in a similar sports cruiser to yours many years ago now and its a memorable trip.

Think we will give that one a miss!
 
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You can also stay at DovePier or Imperial Wharf Pier. Chiswick has Chiswick House and the delights of Chiswick High Street. Dove pier has the River Cafe and busy Hammersmith. Imperial Wharf has the Kings Road near by. All far more exciting that what you get on the non tidal thames
 
We have booked a night on Chiswick Pier.

Tide times work so we can still have most of the day on the Friday on the non tidal river before heading down to Chiswick.
 
The tide can run pretty fast past Chiswick Pier. Moor up facing into the current when you arrive. Work out which way the current will be flowing when you plan to leave and turn your boat to face it during slack water if necessary. It can be very difficult to depart safely with the current behind you.
 
Are you trying to teach me to suck eggs now :D

Are you also fully aware there are in factDragons beyond Teddington Lock and apparently according to some, no lock keepers either. :)
Some boats and crews leave the the Thames and mysteriously never return, what more proof do you need ?

I personally think its all a cunning plot by the EA.......We should be told !
 
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Are you also fully aware there are in factDragons beyond Teddington Lock and apparently according to some, no lock keepers either. :)
Some boats and crews leave the the Thames and mysteriously never return, what more proof do you need ?

I personally think its all a cunning plot by the EA.......We should be told !
Unless something goes seriously wrong we should be one of those boats who locks out never to return ;)

Well maybe not for a few years anyway.
 
Are you trying to teach me to suck eggs now :D

I have no doubt the lady will not be turned :p

You'll just moor in the correct direction for the tide, bows first or possibly stern first which is slightly less conventional, but correct under the circumstances.

....and undo those lines in the right order :encouragement:
 

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