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Look, we've bin b******ated for the scatology ok. You'll be getting yer BUTTMASTER ticket suspended if you don't watch out.

On the subject of scata (skata?), it's got me thinking about the Whitelink Ferry thread again. Maybe the poster misheard the instruction from, HM to Ferry, to sound his horn and scatter the yachts. He may have been meaning scata a few yachts, as in put the s**t up them.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
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Having sat quietly in isolation and considered my position in all this and deciding i really know squat diddly I have decided not to proceed with an application.
I will shortly announce a more professional association for Scuttmutters..........

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Absolutely, but it seems us four legged types are not going to get even a quarter of our legs in on this. I'm getting a kipper anyway, and I think you deserve a sausage. Much better than silly pieces of paper, brown envelopes, cd's and things I reckon.

Don't eat your sausage on the deck in case you get it confused with the F9 deposit.

John

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Well I can assure you that Scuttmutters will certainly be cat friendly.

I have no objections in principle to dogs but if you must have sausages it would be appreciated if you wouldnt leave them lying around on the poop deck.........

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I was wondering if there should be an element, probably in the ButtMaster Offshore for Scatological Navigation.. using declining sightings of scatological postings?

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Sorry to hear that you won't be applying, ButtMaster is not for everyone. Pleased to see that you are opening a home for cats and dogs.

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Dear Mr Enstone
My wife is considering becoming a Butter Instructor but is worried that her real name (Marg) may be detrimental. Could you please advise?

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Not sure if one of the butters is winding me up, cos I've just had an appointment made for me to see somebody in Butt Lane. If it's gen I'll check the properties out for BUTTMASTER HQ.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
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Just be glad your appointment wasn't <A target="_blank" HREF=http://claymore.wisemagic.com/scotradiance/light/light9812.htm>here</A>
 
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shoorely shoorely in order to be a ButtMaster one must be an auld goat? I look forward to seeing the disappearance of Claysie on national suicide day and the reincarnation of ButtMaster a la Jools/steamie et al.

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We don't have a National Suicide day.. I dunno but I suspect that you will have your work cut out for you persuading Claymore that there is... maybe this calls for a new certificate.. Butt Changer or even ReButter.. ??

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And can we have a buttburgee so us butternots can recognise the butters. Butter not be a depraved blue ensign - or maybe a butt on the fly might help.

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Now I think a burgee would demean the honour of being a Buttmaster.. I think we should lobby for an ensign.. perhaps pink gingham.. with frills.. (it's nearly the weekend and Tome (weekend Julie) might be looking for some inspiration for his wardrobe..

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Interloper! Do you wish me to teach you how to wriggle each buttock independently in a controlled and provocative fashion?

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