Buttmaster enterprises announces its inflatable anchor

[ChrisE]

BUTTMASTER BIG IN ANCHORS, PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT

We are pursuing a market led campaign to bring hi-tec products to the yachting community. We have noticed a demand for a lightwieght, easily stowed anchor and set our designers onto the task. We are now proud to announce the arrival of the first fully stowable, inflatable anchor.

It has been fully tested in my aunty's bath using the latest range of scientific equpiment, a Tonka tractor, a set of bathroom scales which aunty had left over from the WI sale and a torch. We don't why we had a torch other than it was electrical and thought that this would be a useful aid for the criitical no light test when auty forgot to put a shilling in the meter.

The anchor comes complete with pump, little plastic thing that we don't what do with but seems to some with all inflatable products and a is packed in bloody great colourful box which can double as a liferaft. It is available in three sizes, the squirt, for those of you that would like the product but can't really afford it, the Bavaria, for the average boatowner who would really like a bigger boat but can't afford that either and the Big Boy which is where we see most sales coming from because of the rather suggestive nature of the name.

We are looking for agents to sell, what we believe will be a big seller in 2005. All enquiries to aunty, 999 Letsby Avenue, Jimiville, Woadland

END OF PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT

 

[Kilter]

WOW! this is exactly what we've been waiting for. I'm just gagging to blow my big boy and see how well it goes down and holds!

Like all the best inventions the simplicity is the key...you know...the sort of thing that makes everyone say, "of course! It's so obvious! Why didn't I think of that?"

Apoart from the weight and space saving I'm so looking forward to not stubbing my toes on the foredeck anymore.

I shall have to stop as I'm getting a lump in my throat!

 

[mirabriani]

You will, of course, threaten to sue if any one dares to criticise in any way (such as "How does it sink if it is inflatable?) Of course, on no account should you make it available for testing.

Hope this helps

Regards Briani

 

[ChrisE]

Buttmaster have naturally hired the best lawyers that aunty could afford, the firm Barrack, Room & Bullshit.

 

[graham]

Excellent. No more scratched gelcoat on the foredeck /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[PIGLETSDREAM]

It must be Friday

 

[Nauti Fox]

I believe you may receive a letter from the legal department of Pifco Marine Technology as they developed the "Pifco Anchormaster" several months ago and will pursue any johnny come lately's trying to muscle in on their market.
As you probably know PMT defend their position as market leaders in inflatable anchoring devices with the utmost vigour.

 

[ChrisE]

Buttmaster: Pifco statement

BUTTMASTER SAYS FINGERS TO PIFCO

Aunty, the CEO of Buttmaster Enterprises, offered Pifco one of her sponge fingers whilst at yesterday's Marine Trade Meeting.

END

 

[Lakesailor]

[ QUOTE ]
BUTTMASTER BIG IN ANCHORS, PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT

We don't why we had a torch other than it was electrical

[/ QUOTE ]Is Torchy, The Battery Boy, involved in this product?
Press his switch and see his light start to gleam.

 

[Nauti Fox]

Re: Buttmaster: Pifco statement

Pifco Marine Trading are apalled that you would try and link Aunty with PMT, and deny all knowledge of her fingers.

 

[trouville]

Re: Buttmaster: Pifco statement

sounds increadable!just think of how much weight id save by swapping my heavy fisherman!
what i really need is a watermaker?now if they have a blow up one of those!

 

[alahol2]

Re: Buttmaster: Pifco statement

The real benefit of this major development is that now every boatowner will be able to carry a big anchor. There won't be any excuse for race boats to carry a minimal size and even the smallest cruiser should have no excuse for dragging. This is a wonderful marketing opportunity. Is the south coast franchise still available? Please PM me with details.