Bus passes and pensioners

[jimi]

Apparently Para is aboot tae become a pensioner! What would be appropriate phrases to keep him upbeat at this critical stage in the evening of his life?

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[ChrisE]

he could start off by saying I'm 64 years young

or

No, don't buy me any more XXXXX (please fill in) what I've got will see me out

or

Don't worry about me I'm alright on my own

or

anything in a LOUD VOICE

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[jhr]

"Don't worry - by the time you become incontinent, you'll have forgotten what it means" /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Rowana]

As lang as he disnae turn intae a senile delinquent he'll be a'rcht ! !

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[ParaHandy]

yer deid meat .. ma shun ...

ooohh ... jings ... ye've let ra cat oot ra bag. yon Saga rep frae fleetwood wull be oan ra case .. all that guff aboot no haeing ony correspondensh, his tongue's stuck tae his lips wi orra saga envelopes he's licked ... the lickspittle an yer nae better ye wee skelpit scunner ..

ahm jist aff tae join ma mates in ra penshun protest agin cooncil tax .. we're calling ourselves 'the radical trotskyist front' .. jist like the auld days with cohn-bendit, eh?



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[Fill]

Offer to buy him granny bars?

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