Brothel Pissup Organise.

[hlb]

Rearange into a well known saying.

After stressing right from the start. I wanted the boat out, hooked up to electric, antifouled, anodes checked and underwater gear. Then slung back in SAP.

Result. Is it plugged in. No.

Please plug it in.

Ive put a quid in the metre.

It's anti fouled in two colours.

Well paint it in two colours then.

It's not two colours. It's just a bit different where it's been underwater.

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Theres no anodes on the prop shafts.

Well put anodes on the prop shafts.

It dont need them, a bloke said.

Dont care, put them on.

For £20, you might as well have them.

Right.

Ok we'll change the bar anodes and the hull anodes. You dont want shaft anodes do you.

Look, get the anodes on the shafts and get the boat back in the water. We are coming down next week.

Friday. Is the boat now back in and has it got anodes on the shafts. We are coming down Tuesday.

Anodes are on my desk. I'll ring for the boat lift.

Boat being put back in Monday.

Saturday. My mate says the anodes are still not on shafts. Get them on before Monday.

Boat cant go back in. They've now parked some more infront of it.

It's like an episode of. Some Mothers Do Have Them. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[Kilter]

Once you are back in...whenever that happens... find somewhere else to park and tell 'em to foxtrot oscar! Oh yes, forget to pay them too!

 

[Who]

If its any consolation, getting work done in Portishead, Bristol is just the same.

I wanted a few checks done to the drives.... that was booked in 10 days ago..... still not done.

I WANT MY BOAT BACK IN THE WATER !

Rant over.

 

[awol]

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Rearange into a well known saying.

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"Brewery Pissup Organise" makes sense - I wouldn't have thought a brothel was the right place for a pissup. But then if you can get drinking and screwing confused - are you sure you took your boat to a boatyard?

 

[whisper]

This surely is par for the course in the boatyard business /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[poltergeist]

Forget all this small talk - where do we sign up for this Brewery & Brothel piss up trip then? I might be interested!!

 

[Blackfeather]

Brewery pissup organisers society

 

[hlb]

Think it's called irony or mixed metaphors.

Just trying to think like a boat yard, thats all.

 

[Lawsy]

Well you've made a big mistake there - assuming that the staff in a boatyard (no names, no pack drill) might actually think /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

 

[David_Jersey]

You are showing a clear lack of knowledge regarding Pissups in Brothels. Perhaps research is required? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[ccscott49]

Now you see why I do it all myself, they cant be trusted!

 

[David_Jersey]

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Now you see why I do it all myself, they cant be trusted!

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Not use boatyards?

or not drink in brothels? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[ccscott49]

Neither, drink too expensive in brothels.
Plus, last place you want brewers droop!!

 

[Kawasaki]

I think what hlb means is the Marina can create the Cock ups and He can get pissed on His boat if they'd float it! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif