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Nautibusiness

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OK, before anyone thinks that a boat broker is a nasty evil man for even thinking like this, IT IS A JOKE.

Both of the below have been produced by boat brokers. I know one, not the other.

You will need your volume up and your sense of humour hat on otherwise one or two of you may just see a little bit of yourselves in the clips and get offended!!!

The first is the boat buyer
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7660215/

The second is the boat vendor
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7535703/

Again, before anyone accuses me of dreadful practise, not wanting to polish the shoes of a potential customer or being plain horrid, they are JOKES and I didn't write either, but found both very funny indeed.
 
jfm said:
They are very funny. But actually Nautical posted BOTH of them t'other day
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Are you sure? Nautical's were the olympic mascots talking about selling a boat plus a man and woman where he wanted to be a broker. Nautibusiness' man and woman vid had a time wasting man as buyer and the woman was the broker. :D
 
I thought they were both rather amusing and whilst I would never judge any book by it's cover (a mag like MBM maybe, but not a book) there is more than an element of truth in both of the clips.

The woman broker / annoying buyer one was only actually written by a real broker in the east of the country on Saturday so if it has been posted before then I apologise.
The other one I was sent as a result of the first so, again, sorry if a duplication.

Tom
 
I have just bought a boat through Dickies in Bangor and have to say George the broker was excellent. You definitely need to have a calm demeanor as a broker and marriage counselling skills are a real advantage.:rolleyes:
 
benjenbav said:
Are you sure? Nautical's were the olympic mascots talking about selling a boat plus a man and woman where he wanted to be a broker. Nautibusiness' man and woman vid had a time wasting man as buyer and the woman was the broker. :D
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Ah, I didn't even click on the links. I had no idea there were so many of these broker vids (!) so I just assumed they were same vids Sorry, Nautibusiness. Actually, one of Nautibusiness's was the same as one of Nautical's (the two bears, with the dumb seller) but the other one wasn't (sunday afternoon tyre kicker with the C word and the F word!)

They are all very funny :-)
 
I can tell you with a degee of certainty that the clip with the 'timewaster' client & the lady broker was actually put together by a broker at a large boat sales enterprise. Consequently the clip gives an insight into some clients who can be a PITA with unrealistic ideas of what constitutes a reasonable deal!. I would add that I am no lover of the broker fraternity, there are some professional ones about, but also a hell of a lot he do not understand the term professional, but in this case we have an insight that clients can be unprofessional in their dealings too.
 
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