Boys "First Time"

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Boys \"First Time\"

First Time Sex
>> >>
>> >> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> >> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> >> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>> >> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>> >> to go out and make love for the first time .
>> >> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> >> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>> >> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> >> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> >> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
>> >> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
>> >> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>> >>because he
>> >> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>> >> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> >> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> >> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>> >> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> >> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> >> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
>> >> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
>> >> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers
>> >> to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> >> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
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>> >> your father was a pharmacist."
>> >>
>> >> If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person
>> >> you have a bad sense of humour !!!
 
Re: Boys \"First Time\"

the point is that 'the lounge' is the intended forum for non-boaty views, jokes etc. If the other fora become cluttered up then it becomes increasingly difficult to sort the wheat from the chaff when looking for serious comments/advice etc regarding boaty issues. Otherwise the forum becomes simply the preserve of a few 'in-crowd' with increasing irrelevence to its intended function, and the increasing exclusion of others. That's the point, I suppose!
 
Re: Boys \"First Time\"

First Time Sex
>> >>
>> >> Whilst sailing with freinds a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> >> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents on board their yacht.
>> >> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>> >> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>> >> to jump ship and make love for the first time .
>> >> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >> before, so he takes a trip to the ships pharmacist to
>> >> get some condoms. He tells the ships pharmacist it's his
>> >> first time and the ships pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> >> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> >> condoms and sex. At the register, the ships pharmacist asks
>> >> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
>> >> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>> >>because he
>> >> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>> >> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >> yacht and meets his girlfriend at the boarding ladder. "Oh, I'm so
>> >> excited for you to meet my parents, come on on board!"
>> >> The boy goes inside and is taken to the
>> >> galley where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>> >> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> >> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> >> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
>> >> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
>> >> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers
>> >> to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> >> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
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your father was the ships pharmacist.”



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Re: Boys \"First Time\"

[ QUOTE ]
>> >> If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person
>> >> you have a bad sense of humour !!!

[/ QUOTE ]Or you heard the same joke way back in the 70's and reason that most of your contempories probably would have too and hearing a joke for the 20th time, renders it as no longer funny.

Yours sincerly
HavingAGrumpyDay
 
Re: Boys \"First Time\"

who me sir no sir not me sir wouldn't dream of it sir no way sir

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well


nothing wrong with a bit of humour , is there /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Re: Boys \"First Time\"

I've got another cunning idea - why not split the ybw fora into specialties - cruisiing, mobo, classic, non-boaty etc - that way people will be able to know where to look for what they want.
 
Re: Boys \"First Time\"

or at any rate has worked so well for those of you with 1000's of posts, which hardly rubbishes my feeling that the forum is (has been?) in danger of being taken over by a relatively small group of regulars, the in-crowd, and that outsiders to this group, who have the temerity to make adverse comments, are quickly leaned on. And you haven't explained what exactly would be wrong with sticking the post in its proper place!
 
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