sailorman
Well-Known Member
Boys \"First Time\"
First Time Sex
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>> >> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> >> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> >> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>> >> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>> >> to go out and make love for the first time .
>> >> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> >> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>> >> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> >> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> >> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
>> >> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
>> >> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>> >>because he
>> >> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>> >> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> >> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> >> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>> >> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> >> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> >> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
>> >> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
>> >> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers
>> >> to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> >> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
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>> >> your father was a pharmacist."
>> >>
>> >> If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person
>> >> you have a bad sense of humour !!!
First Time Sex
>> >>
>> >> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> >> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> >> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>> >> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>> >> to go out and make love for the first time .
>> >> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> >> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>> >> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> >> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> >> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
>> >> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
>> >> 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>> >>because he
>> >> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>> >> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> >> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> >> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>> >> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> >> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> >> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
>> >> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
>> >> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers
>> >> to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> >> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
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>> >> your father was a pharmacist."
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>> >> If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person
>> >> you have a bad sense of humour !!!
