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Ian Grant NP or, is the Pope doing the ARC?

Iangrant... I knew I'd seen him somewhere before. An uncertain grasp of English... a touch of the doctrine of infallibility. A drop of Grecian 2000.... it washes out easily. A certain sexual neophytism. A fleeting figure seen at a window. All that waving... get off the bloody grass. The unexplained need for lots of through hulls on a Halsberg Rassey. Holey boat!
 
Behold: It\'s a Miracle!

Gosh, it simply MUST be true [drops down on knees] and entirely in keeping that the Almighty would choose a snoozy Iangrant to move amongst us. I should've guessed by the way he managed to feed and water all the crew despite ONLY having two pound coins and five 1p coins. Also, later in the evening when he said "this, see, this is my blood. I mean, this - it's my bloody wine...."
 
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