Chiara’s slave
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Newtown has a few odd patches of ground that seem to reject anchors of any kind
Morse control failure in Ipswich Marina - a shiny new Hanse turned smartly into their berth and gave a good burst of astern to stop the boat, except that the gear selector had disconnected itself, so they just added more momentum to their impact with the pontoon. I did something similar coming alongside the Hardway pontoon a few years ago. Got to where I wanted to be and went astern to stop, but just speeded up. Fortunately I had plenty of space ahead, so I just went round again and stopped the engine as I got alongside, stepped off the moving and got a line round a cleat.
I've had just a few holidays on The Broads, all on ancient Bermudian sailing yachts. Which adds to the fun; not only do the mobos not understand their own manoeuvres, they don't understand the limitations of ours either!I sail on the Norfolk broads, mooring disasters by the tourists are a daily event. Along with turning, or not turning, or just leaving the moorings.
Here's an example .
The number of times I've seen hire boats sawing up and down a river bank, trying to get off a lee shore is enormous.
My own moorings are at 90 degrees to the river flow, be it in or out. Many a time I've had to go round again, getting in-between the posts.
I was woken at stupid o'clock in the morning by a large hire boat trying to reverse between our boats on the sailing club frontage. I sent them away.. a few hundred yard up river they managed to ram the river bank very hard, where it steps out a little. I think the fishermen on board were very drunk...
Here's another case of incompetence, the tide is flowing in going up river under the bridge.
A friend met us in a sister-ship in Warnemunde and tried to get into an adjacent box, ending up getting stuck. It took the combined efforts of his 27hp plus the aid of assorted locals pulling on the posts to get him out. I always relied on my wife to tell me which boxes I could fit into, since they are always of random sizes, even in the best-appointed harbours.My favourite, but not worst, mishap was on Denmark. I misjudged the width of the poles on a box mooring and got stuck between them. It took a lot of reversing power, and pushing, to get out. And then a lot of guesswork (long keel in a breeze) as to which easy we would face once out.
Ours was potentially worse. We moored in BullHole in the Sound of Iona as wanting to go ashore on Mull to visit the bar at Portfion a mile or so away. We saw a nice pool by an old quarry harbour but it was very near the underwater power lines to Iona, so moved over half a cable length further up the Hole. Shingle bottom so anchor took a few goes to set then we row ashore, visit bar, come back to sleep on board.Ah yes, alright then, it's time I confessed.
Not berthing, but mooring, in Cawsand Bay. We'd anchored well away from all the other boats already there, with our stern towards the beach. We settled down for lunch, then a snooze. Woke up and thought - "that's funny, the tide's gone out a long way" - because we seemed much closer to the shore. Only when I turned round to look at all the other boats did I realise that while we were snoozing, we'd dragged our anchor about 200 yards, straight through all the other better-anchored boats, towards the shore!
It was a blessing we didn't foul our anchor line on anyone else's. We quietly pulled up our anchor and motored away.
Regatta week's fun, 100 ish boats, from an Oppie to a 45ft broads sailing cruiser, racing over 1.5 miles of river, in the first week in August.. hundreds of tourist boats from 15ft day boats, to 45ft motor cruiser pouring down from Wroxham and Hoveton having had 15 minutes of instruction if they were lucky...I've had just a few holidays on The Broads, all on ancient Bermudian sailing yachts. Which adds to the fun; not only do the mobos not understand their own manoeuvres, they don't understand the limitations of ours either!
Should have flown flags. Slow down………..probably wouldn’t have made a differenceSaw a bad one in East Cowes Marina last summer. Quite a nice wooden classic that I’m sure some people here could name, pinned across the end of the pontoon. Engine trouble was the cause, not your usual operator error. I felt for the guy. No pictures, it wouldn’t have been right. I did suggest winching him off, but he did’t like the idea. He was stuck there til the tide turned, with all that horrid chop from passing motor boats with no consideration for his plight.
I've seen one of the yachts from Britannia Naval College try to leave an inner berth at Treguier whilst the tide was in full spate. They got completely pinned with the finger under the hull. The cleats taking chunks out of the gel coat...
There is a Great Director up there somewhere carrying on the traditions of the Keystone Cops etc...On a lighter note, we were anchored at Mytikas on the Greek mainland, just north of Kalamos one afternoon when five flashily dressed and very drunk Greek lads got brought out to a big rib on another mooring; having rolled themselves aboard they fired-up the monster outboard and a few minutes later just gunned it. Their mooring line was 50+ feet long (no idea why) and none of them had thought to slip it ; so by the time the boat had covered a hundred feet at full-chat they were making a serious speed; the boat snapped around 180 degrees, shot stern first into the air and flipped over before landing, sending the lads bouncing across the water like skimmed stones. Despite the inversion, the motor somehow continued to scream for 20-30 seconds, before stopping with a very permanent sounding bang.
It's tricky, as a foredeck hand, knowing whether to attempt to merge with the mast to avoid obscuring the helm's view, or to stand by the shrouds to obscure a hopefully irrelevant view instead...I earlier overlooked my own worst incident. At least it wasn’t embarrassing, since there was no one else about at the time. We arrived at Ijmuiden on our way out from Amsterdam and found a suitable berth. With my wife on the foredeck I made a good, confident, perfect half circle and drove straight into a dirty great wooden post. My wife is not thin, but nor is she over-wide, but in standing by the mast she had totally obscured the post. I am pleased to record that a nice man who deals in stainless steel was able to make the pushpit straight again.