Being a bloody Brit !

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I propose the following :

Unilateral Declaration of .....

a) English Sausages shall REMAIN as is and exempt from EU directives. National English Sausage Day should be declared .... same date as UK entry to EU !!
b) Banana's of various colours and shapes / sizes should be re-instated to their previous market stall positions. Without EU inspection.
c) All MEP's should be placed on the Most Unwanted List and relegated to personal issues of their own ....
d) All waters around UK for 200 miles , except where another coast shall fall within ... then it should extend to that low water mark, shall be deemed an exclusion zone .... UK boats only allowed.
e) Marinas shall be compulsorily purchased by the New Association we shall create and registered as Charitys to stop Tax, Govt BS affecting our right to free moorings and beer.
f) Display of EU stars shall incur disciplinary action and repeated offence shall disqualify that meber from involvement in all matters British ....
g) Good old Britsh Breakfast shall be compulsory .....
h) All 'pseudo' beers shall be banned from import to UK and only traditional British Beer shall be named BEER

Any others I've forgotten ?????

Yep - you may have guessed - I am Brit !!!!


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i) All boat-owners shall say 'sorry' after being rammed by another vessel (except as per k below);
j) All ropes, warps, halyards & c. shall be measured in yards, feet and inches;
k) All French vessels shall be sunk on sight;
l) All skippers shall have their right arms lopped off and left eye poked out;
m) No Fancy Foreign Meats shall be served at Mess;
n) No Food at all be served at Mess save it be truly Mess of English recipe...

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humph ... we have sausages too on t'other side of border and best bangers come from wales imho

think you're being too selective about politicos though. MSPs (scottish parliament) are complete waste of space, the westminster lot are as bad and welsh lot .. ? Suggest you include all politicians ... estate agents, wanker bankers in the unwanted or sits vac ...

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Bananarama

I have yet to see a straight banana, in the UK or the rest of the continent. Suspect that this was just a wind-up by the Sun.

Apropos proposed regulation, suggest article 94, sub-clause xxiv: viz
Hollywood shall been banned from making any movies starring Russell Crowe as Captain Aubrey.

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...........but I thought you were a resident of Euroland, I didn't think you were resident here?

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Yes it always amazes me that the jingoist patriots live abroad .. bit like Sean Connery being a Scottish Nationalist when he was rarely in the country!

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EU is coming here this year ..... Latvia / Estonia were provisonally accepted for 2004 entry.

Means I have to find another patch to sit on !

I am a true Brit ....... seriously - I agree with the ORIGINAL concept of EU - business and Customs cooperation. But I believe it has been taken way out of original concept to be a US of Europe ..... taking away Soveriengty, own governance etc.
Stupid arguments about colour / size of Strawberries, Bananas bent wrong etc. etc. We have enough trouble with Uncle Sam Blair - add EU to it and well ........ I despair.

I am Brit - an Island race ...... AND I hate EU passports !!!! I liked my 100 page Black job .....
When I travel around the Baltic .... a EU passport gets full of stamps within 1 - 2 years ....

I will be back in UK in near future and will be carving up the waters !!!


<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ...
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Actually I dislike the real Colonial types that used to live out in places like Bahrain etc. Most of 'em couldn't survive if back in UK .......

I am proud to be Brit, I am not Jingoist - just like to push it sometimes for reaction !!

I choose to be where I am as it is where my business is and my Fiancee etc.

Given right conditions I would move back tomorrow


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Abbot Ale or Speckled Hen

is my other choice ...... or HSB....

I shall buy you one when I get back .... possibly Feb.

CHEERS


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True Respect

ALL other nationals should DIP their ensigns to ALL dusters, red, blue, white irrespective of what boat / ship it is on .....

French ships / boats should stop immediately and ask permission to proceed ......... subject to already stated clause of sinking on sight !!


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I have a great deal of sympathy with your post.

I for one am fed up to the back teeth with seeing our culture gradually being eroded from all corners of the globe.

There comes a point when tolerance (which should be practiced) falls over into being used.

Get rid of

McDonalds
Burger King
KFC
Australian Soap Operas
Positive Discrimination

Magic

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Hmm, dare I...

...continue my summer plans to sail round England and Scotland after this?
Nobody said Swedish yachts will be rammed but I had plans to get closer than 200 miles.

Also:
I´n not too keen on British beer
I prefer sushi to Yorkshire pudding

But trying to make it good again:
I sail a Moody
What would life be without malt?
British breakfast is not bad
My dad had a British Seagull. When this fell overboard he immediately bought a brand new one!

So can I come?




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Re: True Respect

Showing your true colours there mate!

Donald

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Re: Hmm, dare I...

Your ancestors wore a groove across the North Sea to this fair country - you can still pillage but rape maybe frowned on these days.

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Re: Hmm, dare I...

Take no notice. You will be warmly welcomed.
And when you return home, please feel free to take with you as many British seagulls as you like. Gratis.

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