Beer and Natter

Searush said:
Silly boy, that's an old picture.

Kwacka says he'll lick it clean for you. I offered to pee on it first so that his tongue won't freeze to it, but he doesn't think it will be that cold yet.
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'Come and listen to a Story bout a Man Called Jed
A poor Mountaineer barely kept His Family fed
Out one day whislt shootin at some food
Up through the ground came a bubblin crude
Oil, that is , black Gold
Texas tea'
I know all the words, shall I bring me gob iron, banjo or a nice fender Geetarr someone left me?
Just spoke to Rushie
We is comin darn sarf on Friday
To mooch about and see wot and where u sufern softies park your Gin Palaces
Rushie has promised to fill his 'Fun Box' in the motorhome to the Hilt
So 'Come On Down ' to the Rig for a G@T or whatever
What with the Sunday mornin coffee meet too this could be a 'Good Un'
I think there should be a 'Furthest Travelled' award too
Like
Whoever has Travelled the furthest should not be allowed to buy a Round on Sat Night
;)
 
oGaryo said:
Guys and lovely ladies, table booking now firmed up to seat 40 party people.... that's you goodly folk :) See you in a few days time
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i'm gonna be single handed and haven't got round to changing the dead bow thruster battery so i hope someone will take my lines.........

making excuses for my incompetence in advance :)
 
Elessar said:
i'm gonna be single handed and haven't got round to changing the dead bow thruster battery so i hope someone will take my lines.........

making excuses for my incompetence in advance :)
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A good few boats attending Mark, let me know your intended time of arrival and we'll be there to assist. Will PM you my mobile if you don't have it already
 
Elessar said:
i'm gonna be single handed and haven't got round to changing the dead bow thruster battery so i hope someone will take my lines.........

making excuses for my incompetence in advance :)
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Was going to ask the dockies to put the 2 girls together so may well be there when you arrive.

Give me a bell before you leave
 
Searush said:
Silly boy, that's an old picture.

Kwacka says he'll lick it clean for you. I offered to pee on it first so that his tongue won't freeze to it, but he doesn't think it will be that cold yet.
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Ive just found your "up to date" gourmet establishment.... https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/...TIwu9pxH3VbkH2lN2djoiOxHRljkWVmsR--N8zJHlxTYN https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/...PFz04_QakJsd-kV8mLYSK5ZQYh8BWYXe7t-WPyvJS9PYh....... you both scrub up well for "ex slate mining Norverners"!!!!!
 
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oGaryo said:
A good few boats attending Mark, let me know your intended time of arrival and we'll be there to assist. Will PM you my mobile if you don't have it already
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That's a point. Unless it's already in hand I'll phone the marina on Friday to confirm our stay and hopefully get us all berthed together. I think we have so far, Evanssar, jurgen, Gary and myself. Have I missed any out?
 
To Kwacka and Searush

Very impressed at your efforts representing us northerners, for that I owe you both.....wish I was coming down with you, sadly working.
Don't get upset by the warm beer, and inflated prices......and ask for extra chips. don't ask for a batch or a barm cake. Ey up doesn't work to well as a greeting. Anyhow...
Enjoy chaps

To everyone else......of you have watched "last of the summers wine" you will recognise these two immediately. Make your own mind up which is compo

On a serious note, they are gents of the highest order.....look after them.....we need em back!

Have fun all
Fair sailing
Hwyl .....
 
harstonwood said:
To Kwacka and Searush

Very impressed at your efforts representing us northerners, for that I owe you both.....wish I was coming down with you, sadly working.
Don't get upset by the warm beer, and inflated prices......and ask for extra chips. don't ask for a batch or a barm cake. Ey up doesn't work to well as a greeting. Anyhow...
Enjoy chaps

To everyone else......of you have watched "last of the summers wine" you will recognise these two immediately. Make your own mind up which is compo

On a serious note, they are gents of the highest order.....look after them.....we need em back!

Have fun all
Fair sailing
Hwyl .....
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Having sailed on Searush, then wined and dined with both of them I can vouch for their integrity.

Enjoy yourselves chaps give my regards the Ship inn, have they still got the photos of Howard's way in there and the Elephant boat yard not forgetting Swanwick on the other side.
I spent most of the 70s and 80s sailing out of there.
 
Elessar said:
i'm gonna be single handed and haven't got round to changing the dead bow thruster battery so i hope someone will take my lines.........

making excuses for my incompetence in advance :)
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No thruster!
You soft southern jessy
I can arrange a boat parkin/ teachin session if yer likes on Saturday
Elessar can we commandeer your Vessel for the Gig?:p:D
Rushie is used to me bashing into his boat when I am Teaching
Most of the black marks do tend to polish out!
:D
 
Kawasaki said:
No thruster!
You soft southern jessy
I can arrange a boat parkin/ teachin session if yer likes on Saturday
Elessar can we commandeer your Vessel for the Gig?:p:D
Rushie is used to me bashing into his boat when I am Teaching
Most of the black marks do tend to polish out!
:D
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I'm an unteachable lost cause. :)

(And it's very hard to get off the bow of my boat, the thruster can help in a side wind when going stern to - honest guv!)
 
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mjf said:
Sorry all but change of plan. I'm afraid it's AWOL for mjf as heading home now after a rain soaked several days in the marina.
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Hi Michael sorry to hear that but please do consider that it's forecast to be a blistering 80 degrees F this weekend in Swanwick... a great opportunity to dry out :)
 
had a deam well nightmare ,two old guys turn up in sarfampton in a box van askin where to get to boat show .it s feckin come n gon mate ,but theres a guy called ogary who will talk to fakin norveners and scousers ,try b leg .
 
seastoke said:
had a deam well nightmare ,two old guys turn up in sarfampton in a box van askin where to get to boat show .it s feckin come n gon mate ,but theres a guy called ogary who will talk to fakin norveners and scousers ,try b leg .
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'I had a Dream' as the Man said
The Nightmare continues
A Man from darn sarf has invited the Bearded one an me sen on to a yacht!!!
I am told they tip sideways fer gawd sake
An I already have one leg shorter than the other
I intend to 'chock' me sen against the area wot contains alchahol
But are there those type of things on Yachty whatsists
Help please
I am going into uncharted territory
seastoke, I hope the ogary guy can help
Thank You for the heads up M8!
 
Kawasaki said:
'I had a Dream' as the Man said
The Nightmare continues
A Man from darn sarf has invited the Bearded one an me sen on to a yacht!!!
I am told they tip sideways fer gawd sake
An I already have one leg shorter than the other
I intend to 'chock' me sen against the area wot contains alchahol
But are there those type of things on Yachty whatsists
Help please
I am going into uncharted territory
seastoke, I hope the ogary guy can help
Thank You for the heads up M8!
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Rest assured Kwackers and Mr Rush, I'm a midlander born and bred. It's my job to bridge the Norf Sarf divide :)
 
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