Been thinking...

[Becky]

I will have to consider taking my yachtmaster practical exam soon - scary. And then I wondered about the MOB thing you have to do. So, who would I like to volunteer to take the place of the bucket (or fender) one has to rescue. And would I succeed in picking him/it up? George Bush I wouldn't be able to reach I suspect, maybe just catch him with the propeller; also TB. Then there is the pair of modern yoof who stole all the windscreen wipers from the cars in my road last Sat evening. Certainly wouldn't pick them up. Except maybe with a little castration with the engine in gear by mistake to (prevent them breeding). Come to think of it, there are lots of candidates who I couldn't rescue. So who do you all think would be worth only trying unsuccessfully to save?

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[Cornishman]

Dunno - thinking makes my brain hurt.

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[AndrewB]

Oh boy ...

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... am I glad you're not MY dentist!

 

[Sybarite]

Re: Oh boy ...

Oh by gum, to cap it all, it's OK if she know's the drill...

Unsigned (for reason)

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[Becky]

Re: Oh boy ...

I know guys are a little touchy about their bits, but you must admit that not everyone is ideal as a source of genes for future generations. Anyway, my speciality is placing dental implants, replacing what my colleagues have pulled out.
Not the boring old fillings thing you all know and love so much.
What would you suggest appropriate for morons who spray-paint cars in your neighbourhood, steal the windscreen wipers and then drill petrol tanks to steal fuel, while smoking? Immolation? That is nastier believe me.

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: Immolation

You're supposed to sacrifice something of value, not any old toe rag..

Or does it also refer to some hideous dental procedure?

<hr width=100% size=1>God only made so many perfect heads. The rest got covered in hair.

 

[Becky]

Re: Immolation

immolation... setting yourself on fire. Smoking while drilling someone's petrol tank with a battery powered electric drill is a very likely way of doing this. Also destroying all the other cars parked nearby.
But this wasn't what my original thread was about.
Nobody takes me seriously!!

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[Becky]

Re: Immolation

And I only sent the post because it was a way of postponing the bl**dy ironing.

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: Immolation

Put it back out on the line and the toe rags might nick it all. Then you can have some nice new pre-ironed togs from your happy insurer.

<hr width=100% size=1>God only made so many perfect heads. The rest got covered in hair.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Re: Being taken seriously....

Too frightening to even contemplate!

Anyway, if you insist. How about rescuing Sonia Gandhi? After all, anyone who decides that they couldn't face political power can't be too bad.

<hr width=100% size=1>God only made so many perfect heads. The rest got covered in hair.

 

[Sybarite]

Re: Being taken seriously....

Let's face it. With her family precedents in the job, I might hesitate as well...

John

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