Beaufort Scale for music

[bilgola]

Hi All,

I remember seeing somewhere a Beaufort Scale of Music. That is music to sail by according to the wind conditions. As I remember it went something like Force 1= Brahms Lullaby up to Force 10= Really bad heavy metal rock. Can anybody tell me where I might have seen this or make suggestions for the perfect Musical Beaufort Scale.

Mike

 

[Mulge]

MBS 0 = the sound of the birds singing and the water lapping on the hull is the only music that can be heard
MBS 1 = music (played in the saloon) can't be heard in the forecabin
MBS 2 = music can be heard in the forecabin and the aft cabin
MBS 3 = music can be heard in the cockpit
MBS 4 = music can be heard through the open forecabin hatch at the bow
MBS 5 = music can be heard through the open companionway at the bow
MBS 6 = music can be heard on the adjacent mooring/pontoon
MBS 7 = music can be heard at the marina office
MBS 8 = music at Cowes Yacht Haven can be heard at Shepherds Wharf
MBS 9 = music at Cowes Yacht Haven can be heard at East Cowes Marina
MBS 10 = music can be heard at the limit of the Hi VHF range becasue the PTT button is jammed on

 

[Evadne]

What about
0 = Calmato
1 = Pianissimo
2 = Piano
3 = Mezzo
4 = Vivace
5 = Presto, con brio
6 = Presto y forte
7 = Fortissimo
8 = Molto fortissimo
9 = Troppo fortissimo
10 = Prestissimo y fortissimo

 

[dulcibella]

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